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Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 06, 2010, 03:05:47 AM
Confession: I didn't know that having sex was mandatory and that you can't just wait until you at least got the stuff.
As it is, I have condoms, but they're such a different sensation that it's an uphill battle to maintain an erection. 

And yes, it was my penis, in her vagina. 
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 07, 2010, 07:18:04 PM
Yes, bio, I feel the frustration of which you speak. Fortunately for me, my wife hates condoms too and has an IUD. Lucky me, eh?

My confession: A condom once slipped off me into my partner during the act because of the aforementioned problem.

And yes, it was my penis, in her vagina.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 07, 2010, 09:10:33 PM
My confession: A condom once slipped off me into my partner during the act because of the aforementioned problem.

I'll confess to that too.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Moss. on April 09, 2010, 03:42:33 AM
That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Nightwolf on April 09, 2010, 03:46:07 AM
That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.

Agreed
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 09, 2010, 04:35:43 AM
I just assumed you had a constant hard-on. 24/7. non-stop. all the time. for infinity.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 09, 2010, 11:56:36 AM
That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.

Nah, mine is so thick that her walls press hard enough to peel the condom off.  "Slipped" was his misuse of a word.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Moss. on April 09, 2010, 04:42:56 PM
Nice save.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: SirJackRex on April 09, 2010, 08:23:33 PM
My dick is so big it won't fit in condoms.

Am I doing that right, Bio?
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 10, 2010, 02:16:40 PM
My dick is so big it won't fit in condoms.

Am I doing that right, Bio?


It was a solid effort, so I'll let it slide.  I have to custom order condoms.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 10, 2010, 03:35:23 PM
ITT: Insecure men brag about their penis size :P
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 10, 2010, 03:36:15 PM
Show us yer penis bio
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 10, 2010, 03:42:25 PM
Be thankful, men. Proportionally speaking, humans have the biggest penises in the animal kingdom. What a coincidence that RMRK has some of the biggest penises on the internet! :lol:
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 10, 2010, 04:23:24 PM
Actually, a bit of quick research shows that barnacles have the largest penis in proportion to their size.

Also, most guys on RMRK are lying about their sizes. Except for Arlen.



Though I wouldn't mind proof just to be sure.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Moss. on April 10, 2010, 07:27:41 PM
>_>
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 10, 2010, 07:32:52 PM
Arlen is a sexy barnacle.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 10, 2010, 08:07:31 PM
Average sized penis? So you're about 5 foot six?


Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 11, 2010, 02:05:10 PM
Show us yer penis bio
Alright, brah.  The camera is like a 10 dollar digital/webcam thing, so the quality is shit.  I have a picture next to a ruler, but it's way too fuzzy to actually even see numbers.  I guess my hand is the reference, and I have pretty large hands.  WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU, MEIN PENIS!
Spoiler for:
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/537/003tn.gif) (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/003tn.gif/)
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Confession: Irock and Roph now have new RMRK member fapping material.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Irock on April 11, 2010, 06:04:01 PM
It looks like you're stretching it with all your might.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 11, 2010, 10:12:11 PM
It looks like you're stretching it with all your might.
I'm not.
Proof;
Spoiler for:
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8190/014b.gif) (http://img685.imageshack.us/i/014b.gif/)
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 11, 2010, 10:29:55 PM
Nothing says I love you like a nice big erection. :kashii:
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 11, 2010, 10:37:39 PM
Lol, you need to have a sign that proves its you, like saying "I love you Roph" or "Fuck Fadark" or something. If that really is you, then... daaaaaamn. o_o

*averts LadyJ's eyes* <_<
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 11, 2010, 10:41:41 PM
Lol, you need to have a sign that proves its you, like saying "I love you Roph" or "Fuck Fadark" or something. If that really is you, then... daaaaaamn. o_o

*averts LadyJ's eyes* <_<
Wharblgarble, I knew somebody would want a sign or something... I guess "Fuck Fadark" works, or I could just do the date.  I'm out of double A batteries for this shitty little camera.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Irock on April 11, 2010, 10:42:58 PM
Liar.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 11, 2010, 10:44:27 PM
Liar.
Oh fuck off, I already posted a picture, I'm sorry I don't have absolute proof for you.  I'll take a picture later with a sign.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 11, 2010, 10:47:48 PM
Irock's just jealous 'cause it's a bigger dick than he is.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Irock on April 11, 2010, 10:50:02 PM
Are you calling me a dick :madcop:
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 11, 2010, 10:50:49 PM
No moo, nobody on the planet has a large penis.  It's all just a lie.  Keep telling him that or his ego will die.
Anyway, it's not like it's a big plus, I'm sure most girls couldn't even take it.  My girlfriend somehow can though, so no complaints.  I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure.  9 inches by six inches.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 11, 2010, 11:04:16 PM
Are you calling me a dick :madcop:

I would never do that, sir. I love you as if you were my very own.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Moss. on April 12, 2010, 01:36:14 PM
9 inches by six inches.
_____________
|                    |\
| Bio's Penis    | |
|                    | |
|___________|/
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 13, 2010, 05:13:25 PM
Didn't click the spoiler cause the quote gave me context.  So onto my post XD

Anyway, it's not like it's a big plus, I'm sure most girls couldn't even take it.  My girlfriend somehow can though, so no complaints.  I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure.  9 inches by six inches.

I'd like to address that part.   Your penis size might get you kudos from the men.  But perhaps you forgot that the vagina was made (or has the ability to) give birth to a child?   It doesn't matter how long or short your penis is, (or how wide for that matter) the vagina will accommodate itself to any length.  The average female vagina is around 4 inches (10cm) long when aroused.  It's only around 3 inches long (7.5cm) when she isn't aroused, and women who have given birth have slightly longer vaginas.  The point here is if your erect penis is 4 inches, you can fully fill most vaginas.  This backs up my assertion that it isn't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.  You can have the worlds largest penis, and still not be able to satisfy your partner.   ^-^

Now, maybe you're thinking, then how can I ever get my huge manhood inside a woman, remember what I said at first?  that the vagina has the ability to give birth to a child?  It has the amazing ability to elongate if something is introduced into it gradually.  Which means if you take your time.  And do your job, there are very few women who couldn't "take it".  If you've had previous partners who couldn't "take it" or who you hurt, then you weren't doing it right ;)
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Arrow on April 13, 2010, 08:47:40 PM
/me applauds Lady J, laughing his ass off erstwhile.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 13, 2010, 11:09:25 PM
I'd like to address that part.   Your penis size might get you kudos from the men.  But perhaps you forgot that the vagina was made (or has the ability to) give birth to a child?   It doesn't matter how long or short your penis is, (or how wide for that matter) the vagina will accommodate itself to any length.  The average female vagina is around 4 inches (10cm) long when aroused.  It's only around 3 inches long (7.5cm) when she isn't aroused, and women who have given birth have slightly longer vaginas.  The point here is if your erect penis is 4 inches, you can fully fill most vaginas.  This backs up my assertion that it isn't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.  You can have the worlds largest penis, and still not be able to satisfy your partner.   ^-^
Yes, I realize that through horrible pain and occasional tearing, a vagina can fit a child through it.  This holds bearing how?  And it does matter, to a certain extent.  If anything, I'm larger than I would like to be.  And as for length, no, it's not very important as long as you're over 4 inches, but girth depends on how much pressure you put on the vaginal walls, more pressure generally means more sensation.  Size does matter, but length isn't as important as most people seem to think.  And yes, if you have the worlds largest penis, you wouldn't satisfy a woman, because most people would have virtually no chance of comfortably accommodating such a size.
To say that any girl can take any size penis is just wrong.  Physically speaking, it isn't true, and I'm sure most girls couldn't take the entire length of me.  There are limits, lots of girls "bottom out" at around 8 inches, sometimes even 7.

Now, maybe you're thinking, then how can I ever get my huge manhood inside a woman, remember what I said at first?  that the vagina has the ability to give birth to a child?  It has the amazing ability to elongate if something is introduced into it gradually.  Which means if you take your time.  And do your job, there are very few women who couldn't "take it".  If you've had previous partners who couldn't "take it" or who you hurt, then you weren't doing it right ;)
And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully, sometimes causing death, it can have a baby come through it.  But generally, women want their sex to be pleasurable, rather than TERRIBLE PAIN.  And yes, vaginal depth changes based on arousal, but there are limits.  Most girls can not fully take a 9 inch penis.  This is not speculation, I know this to be true.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: firerain on April 13, 2010, 11:34:48 PM
bio has a chode
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Holkeye on April 14, 2010, 02:16:58 AM
Is*
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 14, 2010, 02:33:25 AM
bio has a chode
A chode means more girth than length, which I do not have.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: firerain on April 14, 2010, 02:40:37 AM
i know what chode means.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 14, 2010, 03:30:17 AM
Then you know I don't.  :-\
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 14, 2010, 08:47:33 AM
Ever stuck it in an ass?
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: modern algebra on April 14, 2010, 01:19:29 PM
 I thought chode was the skin between your testicles and your rectum.



This thread has become so unclassy.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Holkeye on April 14, 2010, 02:17:46 PM
I thought chode was the skin between your testicles and your rectum.

That's a taint.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 14, 2010, 03:19:46 PM
This thread has become so unclassy.

Welcome to RMRK.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: tSwitch on April 14, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 14, 2010, 04:10:02 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.

I think that said everything I wanted to, no need to say more ^_^  lol
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 14, 2010, 05:05:21 PM
Show us yer vagina lady =o
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 14, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
haha... no  =) 


or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 14, 2010, 05:07:12 PM
"Pretty" and "Vagina" don't really go well together ._.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 14, 2010, 05:16:38 PM
This is true. You could also google the prettiest box of cow tongues and find the same result. =o
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 14, 2010, 05:22:18 PM
Probably =o  But then "biggest vagina" wouldn't exactly appeal to you either, now would it :P



Confession: I think I turned the confession thread into a discussion thread.   woops. xD
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 14, 2010, 05:32:47 PM
beef curtains ;o
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 14, 2010, 07:14:26 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
I know more about my cock and its usefulness than her, and everything I said is right.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 14, 2010, 08:38:14 PM
or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)
Yep, I'll post with a sign when I get some batteries, you non-believing fags.

Also, Roph, I'm into anal.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Holkeye on April 14, 2010, 09:01:55 PM
or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)
Yep, I'll post with a sign when I get some batteries, you non-believing fags.

Also, Roph, I'm into anal.

Pitching or catching?
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 14, 2010, 09:09:22 PM
Pitching only, I don't do anything submissive.  I wouldn't go down on a guy either.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 15, 2010, 02:10:32 AM
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o

@grafikal, holk & bio ;o

[edit] & LadyJules
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 15, 2010, 02:35:21 AM
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o

Nah, unless I was fucking some other girl and she had nothing else to do.  :blizj:
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 15, 2010, 04:02:48 AM
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o

@grafikal, holk & bio ;o

[edit] & LadyJules

negatory. nothing will ever willingly go in my butt lol.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Holkeye on April 15, 2010, 06:51:59 AM
Nope.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Arrow on April 15, 2010, 08:40:46 AM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 15, 2010, 12:37:36 PM
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o

@grafikal, holk & bio ;o

[edit] & LadyJules

Depends on the girl  ;8

Confession: I have never stayed awake a full 24 hours.  I can remember running on only a couple hours of sleep.. but I've never made it a full 24 without any sleep.  I'm a lightweight xD
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 15, 2010, 01:00:46 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.

See my reply.  I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it.  Because it bears signifigance to myself.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: firerain on April 15, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
this thread is balls.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 15, 2010, 01:32:07 PM
This thread is vagina.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 15, 2010, 02:07:04 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.

See my reply.  I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it.  Because it bears signifigance to myself.

lol @ the fact that you think how things fit in a vagina wouldn't be pretty significant to me XD

loved that ^_^
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 15, 2010, 05:00:36 PM
/me enters firerain
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: tSwitch on April 15, 2010, 06:10:33 PM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.

See my reply.  I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it.  Because it bears signifigance to myself.

Because women don't have the benefit of experience with their own vaginas.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 15, 2010, 06:46:52 PM
I would think that the default vagina experts (outside of female gynecologists) are lesbians. They own them vaginas.


[Really late edit] And mothers.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 16, 2010, 01:00:41 AM
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
Eeeexactically.

See my reply.  I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it.  Because it bears signifigance to myself.

lol @ the fact that you think how things fit in a vagina wouldn't be pretty significant to me XD

loved that ^_^

How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you?  I'd imagine, not that often.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: tSwitch on April 16, 2010, 01:06:09 AM
confession: I find bio's ignorance entertaining
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: haloOfTheSun on April 16, 2010, 01:35:56 AM
And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully

Actually giving birth isn't naturally painful. It's over the years that it's become to be believed that giving birth is painful so when it actually happens the brain initiates the feeling of pain. In addition to that, the "PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH" that you hear being said in TV and movies and stuff is what can lead to tearing, and of course cause pain.

There are many countries where women give birth without the use of drugs - and sometimes without even needing to be in a hospital - and then just resume whatever they were doing before, obviously pain-free. This should be obvious considering women have been giving birth without the need of pain-eliminating drugs than with them.

So, yes, LadyJ is right. But hey, you apparently have a big dick so you're obviously a vagina expert so what do I know with my education and experience and what does she know with her vagina and experience and education.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 16, 2010, 01:45:55 AM
And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully

Actually giving birth isn't naturally painful. It's over the years that it's become to be believed that giving birth is painful so when it actually happens the brain initiates the feeling of pain. In addition to that, the "PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH" that you hear being said in TV and movies and stuff is what can lead to tearing, and of course cause pain.

There are many countries where women give birth without the use of drugs - and sometimes without even needing to be in a hospital - and then just resume whatever they were doing before, obviously pain-free. This should be obvious considering women have been giving birth without the need of pain-eliminating drugs than with them.

So, yes, LadyJ is right. But hey, you apparently have a big dick so you're obviously a vagina expert so what do I know with my education and experience and what does she know with her vagina and experience and education.

Have more experience than you.  Unless you're a gynecologist, your education does not interest me.  Her vagina is wrong.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: haloOfTheSun on April 16, 2010, 01:48:13 AM
Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.

Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 16, 2010, 02:04:03 AM
Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.

Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)

I was trying to prove something to you?  Strange, I missed the part where you got the impression I care what you think is right.  Because I know I am, and I don't care if you're wrong.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Kokowam on April 16, 2010, 02:13:13 AM
HaloOfTheSun. :*
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 16, 2010, 02:19:16 AM
Confession: Judging from the maturity Bio seems to be trying to make these claims with, I seriously question the amount of experience he's had with normal, sober girls outside of his dreams. Also, I'll take the word of a mother and a married man about these things over a teenager going "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you".
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Nightwolf on April 16, 2010, 02:55:27 AM
Bio, all your conversations are like

Halo: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
LJ: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
Zylos: One is a mother and one is married so they obviously know more than you.
Bio: No.


dude ._.
Edit: Please don't reply by quoting this post and writing 'no' below it, because that would be expected and dumb :|
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: kukusu on April 16, 2010, 11:42:12 AM
Quote
With arousal, the vagina lengthens rapidly to an average of about 4 in.(10 cm), but can continue to lengthen in response to pressure. As the woman becomes fully aroused, the vagina tents (last ²??) expands in length and width, while the cervix retracts. The walls of the vagina are composed of soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin which stretch or contract (with support from pelvic muscles) to the size of the inserted penis or other object.

source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity)
------------

And also:
Quote
I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure.  9 inches by six inches.
(bio)
Quote
If anything, I'm larger than I would like to be.
(bio)
Isn't it contradictory? Or maybe i just misunderstood.
Title: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 16, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you?  I'd imagine, not that often.

Quite often actually, on a regular basis, fortunately for me, it's connected to a human being ;)

Also lol @ your trolling, I find you quite entertaining, please do continue.  :D
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 16, 2010, 02:11:57 PM
At the risk of sounding sappy, dig this...  I saw my wife give birth three times. The first two she was medicated and using lamaze, and the whole affair was terribly painful. The last time was natural, and while it did hurt, she said once you accept that there will be some pain, it doesn't bother you NEARLY so much. I found this odd since the last kid was the biggest yet. It amazes me to this day the amount of control she had- control she says was only possible by tossing out preconceived notions of what birth should be like and just letting her body do what it needed to do. Her recovery time was remarkably short as well.

Just sayin'...
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: SirJackRex on April 16, 2010, 02:14:22 PM
<3 LadyJules. Bio is a great sport when it comes to things like this, you gotta admit.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 16, 2010, 02:15:03 PM
The first time is EXTREMELY frightening.   My first was my largest baby, and it hurt more with him.  But I think mostly because I spent the entire time convinced I was going to die.  lol  After that having my other two children was.. hmm.. not easy, but easier.  That crap you see on TV and movies with women screaming and carrying on is just that.. TV and movies.  It's ridiculous.  I never screamed, I never acted like that.  It was much less traumatic than I thought it would be.  


@SirJack - yup I agree, he is =)
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 16, 2010, 02:24:14 PM
My deepest respect to you, LadyJ. Well done.


Quote from: Brandon Lee as Eric Draven
Mother is the name for God on the hearts and lips of all children.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Kokowam on April 16, 2010, 09:40:53 PM
Quote from: Wikipedia
vagina tents.
Lol vagina tent.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 16, 2010, 09:44:37 PM
Watch youself getting in, the floor is slick as hell.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Mr_Wiggles on April 16, 2010, 10:55:06 PM
^ rofl  
(http://www.magicseal-antislip.com.au/images/scale.gif)

@LadyJules - Did it hurt less the second time or it does it not change?
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: tSwitch on April 17, 2010, 01:24:50 AM
So all that stuff about giving birth being more painful than kidney stones is untrue?

Also why do we even keep bio around?
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 17, 2010, 01:43:11 AM
Also why do we even keep bio around?

Roph likes having him around to clean dicks with.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 04:15:31 AM
Bio, all your conversations are like

Halo: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
LJ: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
Zylos: One is a mother and one is married so they obviously know more than you.
Bio: No.


dude ._.
Edit: Please don't reply by quoting this post and writing 'no' below it, because that would be expected and dumb :|
Yes, I don't care to prove things to people on the internet, I say things, if you disagree, fuck you.  I don't care at all who you are or would I spend time to try to convince you.  I've spent a god damned long time researching it, and if you don't believe me, no skin off my back, really.

Confession: Judging from the maturity Bio seems to be trying to make these claims with, I seriously question the amount of experience he's had with normal, sober girls outside of his dreams. Also, I'll take the word of a mother and a married man about these things over a teenager going "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you".
Hur hur hur I didn't have enough women.  And people think you're more mature than me?  I don't see how I said anything immature, I realize it's just penis size, and I realize the capabilities of the vagina.  It has some.  It doesn't stretch forever.

Quote
With arousal, the vagina lengthens rapidly to an average of about 4 in.(10 cm), but can continue to lengthen in response to pressure. As the woman becomes fully aroused, the vagina tents (last ²??) expands in length and width, while the cervix retracts. The walls of the vagina are composed of soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin which stretch or contract (with support from pelvic muscles) to the size of the inserted penis or other object.

source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity)
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And also:
Quote
I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure.  9 inches by six inches.
(bio)
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If anything, I'm larger than I would like to be.
(bio)
Isn't it contradictory? Or maybe i just misunderstood.
And your quote said everything I already knew.  What it doesn't touch on, is the maximum average depth, as it varies widely from woman to woman.  They don't stretch forever, many can't take more than around 8 inches.

And it is contradictory, what I suppose I'm saying is this; I like that I'm that big.  I don't think it will be a plus for the woman though, so I guess I'm selfish?

How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you?  I'd imagine, not that often.

Quite often actually, on a regular basis, fortunately for me, it's connected to a human being ;)

Also lol @ your trolling, I find you quite entertaining, please do continue.  :D

I'm not trolling.  I'm right.  You aren't.  Fact.  You're trying to tell me that most any vagina can accommodate upwards of 8 inches?  This isn't true.  You're simply wrong.  If you want to take a long time, and have the girl completely aroused, it can stretch, but it has a limit, and it's different woman to woman.  Most aren't that deep.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Sophist on April 17, 2010, 04:22:59 AM
Am I the only one who's going to stop and mention that bio posted a picture of his dick?

Jesus christ man, this is an internet forum. Not a goddamn circlejerk.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 17, 2010, 04:42:38 AM
twice.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Holkeye on April 17, 2010, 06:31:59 AM
Insecurity comes in many forms. For some, it's having to brag about having sex with a girl, and then posting your dick on the Internet. For others, it's having to qualify every statement, and rebuking any attempt that others make to show them that they don't know everything. For even more, still, it's all of the above.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 17, 2010, 07:00:03 AM
buying a Hummer.

lol.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: SirJackRex on April 17, 2010, 08:37:08 AM
Rofl, Hummers. ;D I think it might also manifest in fake hair and penis extensions.

Spoiler for:
And maybe also fake penis hair extensions.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 02:45:28 PM
internet forum.

Not a circle jerk.

WU-WU-WHAT?!  WHEN DID THIS CHANGE?!  :mad:

Also, I never bragged.  I'm a scrub at sex, I'm aware of this.  Insecurity is doubting my claim of penis size on the internet, and then still doubting after I post pictures.  And I don't know everything, but THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL.  IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 17, 2010, 02:52:23 PM
So all that stuff about giving birth being more painful than kidney stones is untrue?

My kidney stone patients who have also given birth are usually of the opinion that while both experiences are painful, kidney stones are the kind of hideous pain that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy, while labour is the kind of pain that can be handled, with extreme effort (or stadol  :-\). Either way, I'm told stones are just a whole new level of agony.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: tSwitch on April 17, 2010, 03:09:19 PM
THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL.  IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU

limit ain't 9 inches my friend.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 03:13:52 PM
THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL.  IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU

limit ain't 9 inches my friend.

Prove it isn't.  The average limit is less than 9.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 17, 2010, 03:41:16 PM
@LadyJules - Did it hurt less the second time or it does it not change?

Every time is different, there is no "set" pain that you have.  But the biggest thing that changed from one time to another is that I wasn't scared out of my mind anymore.  I knew what to expect, knew what would happen, and since I knew that I was prepared for the pain more.  I won't say it actually hurt less, though it may have.  But if you know pain is coming, and you know how severe it will be, you can prepare yourself to take it.  Make sense?

So all that stuff about giving birth being more painful than kidney stones is untrue?

Also why do we even keep bio around?
When I had Amanda, I had a kidney stone.  I didn't know it and it wasn't found until after she was born.  I went to the hospital several times before I was actually in labor thinking I was in labor when I wasn't.  I gave birth to her on Friday, came home Saturday, and was hospitalized Saturday night when I returned in pain that felt like labor again.. I remember telling the doctor that "he left one in". lol     I wouldn't say it's more painful.. actually the pain is equal.  The pain of a kidney stone is equal to that of giving birth.  HOWEVER, when you give birth, the pain comes and goes.  It has an ebb and flow and you can catch your breath and relax a little between the two.  With the kidney stone, it came on and did not go away.  Which, in some respects, made it the worse of the two pains. 

As to why you keep bio around, I couldn't say, but he is fun xD. 

I'm not trolling.  I'm right.  You aren't.  Fact.  You're trying to tell me that most any vagina can accommodate upwards of 8 inches?  This isn't true.  You're simply wrong.  If you want to take a long time, and have the girl completely aroused, it can stretch, but it has a limit, and it's different woman to woman.  Most aren't that deep.


I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one.  And that there are more out there than you think.  Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal.  Is it our fault you fail in that department?  :(
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 17, 2010, 03:59:07 PM
LadyJules is a sex goddess.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 17, 2010, 04:02:10 PM
lol, Bio has sex with a girl with a tiny vagina and suddenly knows that every woman in the universe has the same vagina.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 17, 2010, 10:23:48 PM
I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one.  And that there are more out there than you think.  Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal.  Is it our fault you fail in that department?  :(
I know she isn't.  DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.

And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Mr_Wiggles on April 17, 2010, 10:57:45 PM
@LadyJules - Did it hurt less the second time or it does it not change?

Every time is different, there is no "set" pain that you have.  But the biggest thing that changed from one time to another is that I wasn't scared out of my mind anymore.  I knew what to expect, knew what would happen, and since I knew that I was prepared for the pain more.  I won't say it actually hurt less, though it may have.  But if you know pain is coming, and you know how severe it will be, you can prepare yourself to take it.  Make sense?

Yea that makes sense.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: tSwitch on April 18, 2010, 01:40:36 AM
I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one.  And that there are more out there than you think.  Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal.  Is it our fault you fail in that department?  :(
I know she isn't.  DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.

And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.

I maintain how humorous it is that Bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than an actual woman.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 18, 2010, 02:49:33 AM
I maintain how humorous it is that Bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than an actual woman.

Maintain all you want, moron.  She knows about her actual vagina.  Good for her.  Hers is not everyones.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 18, 2010, 02:51:02 AM
And yours is no ones.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Holkeye on April 18, 2010, 03:26:45 AM
Bio knows all about vagina, being a huge one himself.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 18, 2010, 03:29:52 AM
I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said.  You guys are funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Nightwolf on April 18, 2010, 04:42:54 AM
I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said.  You guys are funny.

thanks

..

oh wait I didn't post much here


dang.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: tSwitch on April 18, 2010, 05:20:00 AM
I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said.  You guys are funny.

more inclined to believe a woman about vaginas than some punk stoner kid who needs to justify his own ego by claiming that he's too big for most women.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Arrow on April 18, 2010, 11:26:29 AM
How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you?  I'd imagine, not that often.

Quite often actually, on a regular basis, fortunately for me, it's connected to a human being ;)

Also lol @ your trolling, I find you quite entertaining, please do continue.  :D
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap* :mayo:
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 19, 2010, 01:03:29 AM
punk stoner kid who needs to justify his own ego by claiming that he's too big for most women.

lolk.

You're an idiot, it all makes sense now.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 19, 2010, 01:39:10 AM
I don't see how I said anything immature







Liar.
Oh fuck off

Quote from: Biohazard to HaloOfTheSun
Have more experience than you.  Unless you're a gynecologist, your education does not interest me.  Her vagina is wrong.

Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.

Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)

I was trying to prove something to you?  Strange, I missed the part where you got the impression I care what you think is right.  Because I know I am, and I don't care if you're wrong.

I say things, if you disagree, fuck you.

I'm right.  You aren't.  Fact.

THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL.  IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU

Maintain all you want, moron.

You're an idiot, it all makes sense now.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 19, 2010, 01:45:46 AM
lol
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 19, 2010, 02:14:50 AM
Still not seeing any immaturity.  Swearing now makes you immature?
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 19, 2010, 02:16:47 AM
hahahaha. ok. im done here, i can't take this. it's too good.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: modern algebra on April 19, 2010, 02:17:23 AM
I want this topic to die a quick (but hopefully incredibly painful) death
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: SirJackRex on April 19, 2010, 03:28:45 AM
I want this topic to die a quick (but hopefully incredibly painful) death

Maybe we should... castrate it?!
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 19, 2010, 10:43:45 AM
I know she isn't.  DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.

And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with averages.  The AVERAGE vagina is 4 inches.  Which means there are some longer and some shorter.  Regardless, this topic is going no where.  Apparently I hurt your ego when I said that your humongous manly penis was only adequate in terms of vaginas.  So, since I think we've run our course, continue to :baww:  =)
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 19, 2010, 10:45:12 AM
how big would you say your vagina is lady =o
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 19, 2010, 10:47:12 AM
Honestly? I have a big one.  When I went for my first checkup my doctor told me I had an elongated birth canal (read long vagina) and it might make childbirth difficult.  But I exercise it regularly, so no problems ;) 


And by exercise (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise) I don't mean sex, jeez people, is that all you think about? :P
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Holkeye on April 19, 2010, 11:33:18 AM
Kegels?
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: tSwitch on April 19, 2010, 12:11:16 PM
Crunches
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Moss. on April 19, 2010, 01:53:57 PM
I like how nobody is taking Bio seriously, and just bating him on to see him make an even bigger ass of himself.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 19, 2010, 02:10:05 PM
Don't you mean bigger penis?

Hurr, hurr, hurrrrr...
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 19, 2010, 03:20:04 PM
Show us yer penis Roph
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 19, 2010, 03:43:03 PM
I like how nobody is taking Bio seriously, and just masturbating him on to see him make an even bigger ass of himself.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Holkeye on April 19, 2010, 03:55:21 PM
I didn't even see that link, Lady. I know what they are, I was asking if those are what you did. I guess so.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 19, 2010, 10:08:56 PM
I know she isn't.  DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.

And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with averages.  The AVERAGE vagina is 4 inches.  Which means there are some longer and some shorter.  Regardless, this topic is going no where.  Apparently I hurt your ego when I said that your humongous manly penis was only adequate in terms of vaginas.  So, since I think we've run our course, continue to :baww:  =)
Are you a fucking retard?  I said HIGH average, and YES, I ALREADY SAID THERE ARE SOME LARGER AND SMALLER, WHERE YOU SAID "DUR ALL VAGINAS CAN FIT ANYTHING IF YOU JUST BELIEVE".  Fuck lady, you can spew a bunch of bullshit like a pro, even I am in awe.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Sophist on April 19, 2010, 11:48:21 PM
This has to be the stupidest active thread on the fourms right now.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 20, 2010, 01:53:24 AM
yep.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: tSwitch on April 20, 2010, 02:55:03 AM
This has to be the stupidest active thread on the fourms right now.

funny stupid or just plain retarded stupid?
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: SirJackRex on April 20, 2010, 02:58:18 AM
It had its moments, but I think now it'd fall into just plain retarded.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Roph on April 20, 2010, 12:25:37 PM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto</a>
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 20, 2010, 12:37:39 PM
Such is the evolution of all threads on RMRK, isn't it?  xD
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Sophist on April 22, 2010, 11:17:47 PM
Roph should make a flash player that links porn from somewhere.

Might as well have a porn thread.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Esmeralda on April 23, 2010, 01:15:39 PM
This is why RMRK sucks
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Moss. on April 23, 2010, 02:21:22 PM
You could always leave.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Esmeralda on April 23, 2010, 04:47:48 PM
This is chewey using Skanker's account we did leave jftr I just came back because I lost a link I had posted here

I don't know why Skanker came back

arlen you're a retard I hate you
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Grafikal on April 23, 2010, 05:45:19 PM
 :baww:
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Holkeye on April 23, 2010, 05:49:27 PM
I'm sort of glad. Chewey has increasingly been more of a douche everyday. Maybe some time away is necessary.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: firerain on April 23, 2010, 05:52:14 PM
what's up with the excessive amount of :baww: ing lately?
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 23, 2010, 07:27:02 PM
PMDD (https://health.google.com/health/ref/Premenstrual+dysphoric+disorder)?  ;]
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Moss. on April 23, 2010, 08:18:21 PM
words hurt now i'm sad

::)
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Nightwolf on April 24, 2010, 03:24:23 AM
Let me give you a nice, long, warm hug.

Oh yes, thats the stuff.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: firerain on April 24, 2010, 04:21:12 AM
Let me give you a nice, long, warm hug.

Oh yes, thats the stuff.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/34dkldl.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: SirJackRex on April 24, 2010, 05:54:51 AM
Wait, when and why did Chewey and Skanker leave?
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: biohazard on April 24, 2010, 05:58:58 AM
Now and because of you.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: firerain on April 24, 2010, 07:01:42 AM
Wait, when and why did Chewey and Skanker leave?
(http://i40.tinypic.com/34dkldl.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 24, 2010, 07:21:34 AM
The word "cut" should not be used in the same topic as the word "penis".
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Sophist on April 24, 2010, 02:18:24 PM
(http://www.yorkblog.com/onlyyork/scissors.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Jules on April 24, 2010, 02:29:50 PM
The word "cut" should not be used in the same topic as the word "penis".

Or vagina either for that matter lol
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Link on April 27, 2010, 04:48:58 PM
This thread explains the personality of RMRK perfectly
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: Zylos on April 27, 2010, 05:48:08 PM
We have a personality? Well that explains our ADD.
Title: Re: ITT: Vagina vs. Penis
Post by: EvilM00s on April 27, 2010, 06:40:19 PM
I had my personality removed surgically. I find I fit in with mainstream society better.