Confession: I didn't know that having sex was mandatory and that you can't just wait until you at least got the stuff.As it is, I have condoms, but they're such a different sensation that it's an uphill battle to maintain an erection.
My confession: A condom once slipped off me into my partner during the act because of the aforementioned problem.
That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.
That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.
My dick is so big it won't fit in condoms.
Am I doing that right, Bio?
Show us yer penis bioAlright, brah. The camera is like a 10 dollar digital/webcam thing, so the quality is shit. I have a picture next to a ruler, but it's way too fuzzy to actually even see numbers. I guess my hand is the reference, and I have pretty large hands. WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU, MEIN PENIS!
It looks like you're stretching it with all your might.I'm not.
Lol, you need to have a sign that proves its you, like saying "I love you Roph" or "Fuck Fadark" or something. If that really is you, then... daaaaaamn. o_oWharblgarble, I knew somebody would want a sign or something... I guess "Fuck Fadark" works, or I could just do the date. I'm out of double A batteries for this shitty little camera.
*averts LadyJ's eyes* <_<
Liar.Oh fuck off, I already posted a picture, I'm sorry I don't have absolute proof for you. I'll take a picture later with a sign.
Are you calling me a dick :madcop:
9 inches by six inches._____________
Anyway, it's not like it's a big plus, I'm sure most girls couldn't even take it. My girlfriend somehow can though, so no complaints. I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure. 9 inches by six inches.
I'd like to address that part. Your penis size might get you kudos from the men. But perhaps you forgot that the vagina was made (or has the ability to) give birth to a child? It doesn't matter how long or short your penis is, (or how wide for that matter) the vagina will accommodate itself to any length. The average female vagina is around 4 inches (10cm) long when aroused. It's only around 3 inches long (7.5cm) when she isn't aroused, and women who have given birth have slightly longer vaginas. The point here is if your erect penis is 4 inches, you can fully fill most vaginas. This backs up my assertion that it isn't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm. You can have the worlds largest penis, and still not be able to satisfy your partner. ^-^Yes, I realize that through horrible pain and occasional tearing, a vagina can fit a child through it. This holds bearing how? And it does matter, to a certain extent. If anything, I'm larger than I would like to be. And as for length, no, it's not very important as long as you're over 4 inches, but girth depends on how much pressure you put on the vaginal walls, more pressure generally means more sensation. Size does matter, but length isn't as important as most people seem to think. And yes, if you have the worlds largest penis, you wouldn't satisfy a woman, because most people would have virtually no chance of comfortably accommodating such a size.
Now, maybe you're thinking, then how can I ever get my huge manhood inside a woman, remember what I said at first? that the vagina has the ability to give birth to a child? It has the amazing ability to elongate if something is introduced into it gradually. Which means if you take your time. And do your job, there are very few women who couldn't "take it". If you've had previous partners who couldn't "take it" or who you hurt, then you weren't doing it right ;)And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully, sometimes causing death, it can have a baby come through it. But generally, women want their sex to be pleasurable, rather than TERRIBLE PAIN. And yes, vaginal depth changes based on arousal, but there are limits. Most girls can not fully take a 9 inch penis. This is not speculation, I know this to be true.
bio has a chodeA chode means more girth than length, which I do not have.
I thought chode was the skin between your testicles and your rectum.
This thread has become so unclassy.
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.I know more about my cock and its usefulness than her, and everything I said is right.
or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)Yep, I'll post with a sign when I get some batteries, you non-believing fags.
or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio ;)Yep, I'll post with a sign when I get some batteries, you non-believing fags.
Also, Roph, I'm into anal.
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o
@grafikal, holk & bio ;o
[edit] & LadyJules
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.Eeeexactically.
So if a girl wanted to enter you with a strapon, would you let her =o
@grafikal, holk & bio ;o
[edit] & LadyJules
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.Eeeexactically.
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.Eeeexactically.
See my reply. I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it. Because it bears signifigance to myself.
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.Eeeexactically.
See my reply. I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it. Because it bears signifigance to myself.
I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.Eeeexactically.
See my reply. I know more about how things fit in them, because I've spent a lot of time researching it. Because it bears signifigance to myself.
lol @ the fact that you think how things fit in a vagina wouldn't be pretty significant to me XD
loved that ^_^
And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully
And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully
Actually giving birth isn't naturally painful. It's over the years that it's become to be believed that giving birth is painful so when it actually happens the brain initiates the feeling of pain. In addition to that, the "PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH" that you hear being said in TV and movies and stuff is what can lead to tearing, and of course cause pain.
There are many countries where women give birth without the use of drugs - and sometimes without even needing to be in a hospital - and then just resume whatever they were doing before, obviously pain-free. This should be obvious considering women have been giving birth without the need of pain-eliminating drugs than with them.
So, yes, LadyJ is right. But hey, you apparently have a big dick so you're obviously a vagina expert so what do I know with my education and experience and what does she know with her vagina and experience and education.
Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.
Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)
With arousal, the vagina lengthens rapidly to an average of about 4 in.(10 cm), but can continue to lengthen in response to pressure. As the woman becomes fully aroused, the vagina tents (last ²??) expands in length and width, while the cervix retracts. The walls of the vagina are composed of soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin which stretch or contract (with support from pelvic muscles) to the size of the inserted penis or other object.
I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure. 9 inches by six inches.(bio)
If anything, I'm larger than I would like to be.(bio)
How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you? I'd imagine, not that often.
Mother is the name for God on the hearts and lips of all children.
vagina tents.Lol vagina tent.
Also why do we even keep bio around?
Bio, all your conversations are likeYes, I don't care to prove things to people on the internet, I say things, if you disagree, fuck you. I don't care at all who you are or would I spend time to try to convince you. I've spent a god damned long time researching it, and if you don't believe me, no skin off my back, really.
Halo: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
LJ: You're wrong.
Bio: No.
Zylos: One is a mother and one is married so they obviously know more than you.
Bio: No.
dude ._.
Edit: Please don't reply by quoting this post and writing 'no' below it, because that would be expected and dumb :|
Confession: Judging from the maturity Bio seems to be trying to make these claims with, I seriously question the amount of experience he's had with normal, sober girls outside of his dreams. Also, I'll take the word of a mother and a married man about these things over a teenager going "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you".Hur hur hur I didn't have enough women. And people think you're more mature than me? I don't see how I said anything immature, I realize it's just penis size, and I realize the capabilities of the vagina. It has some. It doesn't stretch forever.
And your quote said everything I already knew. What it doesn't touch on, is the maximum average depth, as it varies widely from woman to woman. They don't stretch forever, many can't take more than around 8 inches.QuoteWith arousal, the vagina lengthens rapidly to an average of about 4 in.(10 cm), but can continue to lengthen in response to pressure. As the woman becomes fully aroused, the vagina tents (last ²??) expands in length and width, while the cervix retracts. The walls of the vagina are composed of soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin which stretch or contract (with support from pelvic muscles) to the size of the inserted penis or other object.
source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#Sexual_activity)
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And also:QuoteI wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure. 9 inches by six inches.(bio)QuoteIf anything, I'm larger than I would like to be.(bio)
Isn't it contradictory? Or maybe i just misunderstood.
How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you? I'd imagine, not that often.
Quite often actually, on a regular basis, fortunately for me, it's connected to a human being ;)
Also lol @ your trolling, I find you quite entertaining, please do continue. :D
internet forum.
Not a circle jerk.
So all that stuff about giving birth being more painful than kidney stones is untrue?
THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL. IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU
THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL. IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU
limit ain't 9 inches my friend.
@LadyJules - Did it hurt less the second time or it does it not change?
So all that stuff about giving birth being more painful than kidney stones is untrue?When I had Amanda, I had a kidney stone. I didn't know it and it wasn't found until after she was born. I went to the hospital several times before I was actually in labor thinking I was in labor when I wasn't. I gave birth to her on Friday, came home Saturday, and was hospitalized Saturday night when I returned in pain that felt like labor again.. I remember telling the doctor that "he left one in". lol I wouldn't say it's more painful.. actually the pain is equal. The pain of a kidney stone is equal to that of giving birth. HOWEVER, when you give birth, the pain comes and goes. It has an ebb and flow and you can catch your breath and relax a little between the two. With the kidney stone, it came on and did not go away. Which, in some respects, made it the worse of the two pains.
Also why do we even keep bio around?
I'm not trolling. I'm right. You aren't. Fact. You're trying to tell me that most any vagina can accommodate upwards of 8 inches? This isn't true. You're simply wrong. If you want to take a long time, and have the girl completely aroused, it can stretch, but it has a limit, and it's different woman to woman. Most aren't that deep.
I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one. And that there are more out there than you think. Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal. Is it our fault you fail in that department? :(I know she isn't. DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
@LadyJules - Did it hurt less the second time or it does it not change?
Every time is different, there is no "set" pain that you have. But the biggest thing that changed from one time to another is that I wasn't scared out of my mind anymore. I knew what to expect, knew what would happen, and since I knew that I was prepared for the pain more. I won't say it actually hurt less, though it may have. But if you know pain is coming, and you know how severe it will be, you can prepare yourself to take it. Make sense?
I'm trying to tell you that your girlfriend isn't the only one. And that there are more out there than you think. Of course it has a limit, but it's far greater than what you assume, it can double in length (and in some cases can be almost 3 times as long) given enough stimulation and arousal. Is it our fault you fail in that department? :(I know she isn't. DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUU
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.
And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
I maintain how humorous it is that Bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than an actual woman.
I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said. You guys are funny.
I see lots of people refuting my claims, but everything they cite is exactly what I already said. You guys are funny.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap* :mayo:How often are you trying to put 9 inch things into you? I'd imagine, not that often.
Quite often actually, on a regular basis, fortunately for me, it's connected to a human being ;)
Also lol @ your trolling, I find you quite entertaining, please do continue. :D
punk stoner kid who needs to justify his own ego by claiming that he's too big for most women.
I don't see how I said anything immature
Liar.Oh fuck off
Quote from: Biohazard to HaloOfTheSunHave more experience than you. Unless you're a gynecologist, your education does not interest me. Her vagina is wrong.Oh, I forgot just saying something makes it true. You don't need facts anymore.
Either that or you're just a trolling idiot. I'll go with the latter. Bye now :)
I was trying to prove something to you? Strange, I missed the part where you got the impression I care what you think is right. Because I know I am, and I don't care if you're wrong.
I say things, if you disagree, fuck you.
I'm right. You aren't. Fact.
THE HUMAN VAGINA ISN'T A MAGICAL FUCKING FAIRY PORTAL. IT HAS LIMITS, DAMN YOU
Maintain all you want, moron.
You're an idiot, it all makes sense now.
I want this topic to die a quick (but hopefully incredibly painful) death
I know she isn't. DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUUPerhaps you are unfamiliar with averages. The AVERAGE vagina is 4 inches. Which means there are some longer and some shorter. Regardless, this topic is going no where. Apparently I hurt your ego when I said that your humongous manly penis was only adequate in terms of vaginas. So, since I think we've run our course, continue to :baww: =)
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.
And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
I like how nobody is taking Bio seriously, and just masturbating him on to see him make an even bigger ass of himself.
Are you a fucking retard? I said HIGH average, and YES, I ALREADY SAID THERE ARE SOME LARGER AND SMALLER, WHERE YOU SAID "DUR ALL VAGINAS CAN FIT ANYTHING IF YOU JUST BELIEVE". Fuck lady, you can spew a bunch of bullshit like a pro, even I am in awe.I know she isn't. DOUBLING IN LENGTH!? FUUUUPerhaps you are unfamiliar with averages. The AVERAGE vagina is 4 inches. Which means there are some longer and some shorter. Regardless, this topic is going no where. Apparently I hurt your ego when I said that your humongous manly penis was only adequate in terms of vaginas. So, since I think we've run our course, continue to :baww: =)
Unaroused high average depth is 4 inches
DOUBLING MEANS EIGHT
WHAT I SAID.
And this may come as a supreme shock to you, but I'm not basing what I know on my own experiences, I'm basing it on lots of things I have read from different places.
This has to be the stupidest active thread on the fourms right now.
Let me give you a nice, long, warm hug.(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F34dkldl.jpg&hash=8937a6e21887da7003263fbc205bb3479ae1fbd1)
Oh yes, thats the stuff.
Wait, when and why did Chewey and Skanker leave?(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F34dkldl.jpg&hash=8937a6e21887da7003263fbc205bb3479ae1fbd1)
The word "cut" should not be used in the same topic as the word "penis".