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Title: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on July 22, 2008, 05:40:57 AM
Questions please :D
Title: Re: Ask a Docter Professor
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 26, 2008, 11:26:26 AM
Do you teach and research at the same time? Is your schedule hard to balance?

Do you forget important meeting dates often?
Title: Re: Ask a Docter Professor
Post by: Dwarra? on July 26, 2008, 03:46:57 PM
You spelled doctor wrong, I want your PHD on my desk by tomorrow morning, I am the only doctor around these parts and I am going to make sure it stays this way.
Title: Re: Ask a Docter Professor
Post by: Link on July 26, 2008, 04:12:04 PM
._.

But...

<_<


You touch us when you examine us ._.
Title: Re: Ask a Docter Professor
Post by: Dwarra? on July 26, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Well duh I can't just look at your vagoo and tell you its alright.
Title: Re: Ask a Docter Professor
Post by: Link on July 26, 2008, 04:44:34 PM
YOU GOT MY FRIEND PREGNANT .____.
Title: Re: Ask a Docter Professor
Post by: Dwarra? on July 26, 2008, 04:49:22 PM
HEY SHE SHOULD BE LUCKY SHES GOT GOOD DNA INSIDE HER
Title: Re: Ask a Docter Professor
Post by: Link on July 26, 2008, 04:53:01 PM
._.
Title: Re: Ask a Docter Professor
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on July 26, 2008, 07:27:48 PM
Do you teach and research at the same time? Is your schedule hard to balance?

Do you forget important meeting dates often?

Nu, I'm a Professor as in making scientific stuff, like Medicines. On ocassion I DO teach classes ;o.

I keep mah schedule in my pocket :D

You spelled doctor wrong, I want your PHD on my desk by tomorrow morning, I am the only doctor around these parts and I am going to make sure it stays this way.
My PHD is at the cleaners, sry.
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Dwarra? on July 26, 2008, 07:55:20 PM
Do you teach and research at the same time? Is your schedule hard to balance?

Do you forget important meeting dates often?

Nu, I'm a Professor as in making scientific stuff, like Medicines. On ocassion I DO teach classes ;o.

I keep mah schedule in my pocket :D

You spelled doctor wrong, I want your PHD on my desk by tomorrow morning, I am the only doctor around these parts and I am going to make sure it stays this way.
My PHD is at the cleaners, sry.

You clean papers? I want in on this, I spilled coffee on my analysis chart of the evolution of female reproductive parts since the dawn of man.
Title: Re: Ask a Docter Professor
Post by: Kathryn on July 26, 2008, 08:06:14 PM
Do you teach and research at the same time? Is your schedule hard to balance?

Do you forget important meeting dates often?

Nu, I'm a Professor as in making scientific stuff, like Medicines. On ocassion I DO teach classes ;o.

I keep mah schedule in my pocket :D

You spelled doctor wrong, I want your PHD on my desk by tomorrow morning, I am the only doctor around these parts and I am going to make sure it stays this way.
My PHD is at the cleaners, sry.

Just a quick question: Is your schedule typed or written? and on blank, lined or graph paper? Or is it made out of something beyond ordinary human understanding?
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on July 26, 2008, 10:07:39 PM
@Kit
I wrote it on a napkin while I was waiting for my food to come at this restarunt.

@Dr_Sword
Here you goes! *gives him PHD*
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 29, 2008, 01:05:19 PM
How many budding young talents are you a mentor to?

How large is your library on biological minutiae?
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on July 29, 2008, 04:30:17 PM
How many budding young talents are you a mentor to?

How large is your library on biological minutiae?

Uh, 17.

Wut. I study space >:O
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Kathryn on July 29, 2008, 08:30:00 PM
Will Humans ever make it to orion's belt without exploding or something?
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on July 29, 2008, 08:49:11 PM
Will Humans ever make it to orion's belt without exploding or something?

My studies show, that one key element to go there is with...a rocket :o

Neat, huh?  ;8
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: .:Pyroken Serafoculus:. on July 30, 2008, 03:13:36 PM
What is this... 'rocket' you speak of?

Have you yet invented such a 'rocket'?
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on July 30, 2008, 07:02:13 PM
Well, a rocket is this thing, its like a pipe but it has a cone on it.

Yes I have, I have used a total of three large garbage tin cylinders, and a giant traffic cone ontop of the 'cylinder column'. We are still in need of some fuel.
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Link on July 30, 2008, 07:29:32 PM
When you get the chance.....do you stick it in their poopers
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Kathryn on July 31, 2008, 03:47:31 PM
Well, a rocket is this thing, its like a pipe but it has a cone on it.

Yes I have, I have used a total of three large garbage tin cylinders, and a giant traffic cone ontop of the 'cylinder column'. We are still in need of some fuel.

Have you tried using that stuff they used in back to the future?
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on July 31, 2008, 07:26:06 PM
Well, a rocket is this thing, its like a pipe but it has a cone on it.

Yes I have, I have used a total of three large garbage tin cylinders, and a giant traffic cone ontop of the 'cylinder column'. We are still in need of some fuel.

Have you tried using that stuff they used in back to the future?
No, but we have come up with an engine!

A Lamp top! (GMod Reference, if you play it you'll get this.)
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Dwarra? on July 31, 2008, 07:44:06 PM
 I PLAY GMOD AND I DIDN'T GET IT
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on July 31, 2008, 09:04:03 PM
You don't use the engine/jet things do you?
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Dwarra? on July 31, 2008, 11:11:19 PM
 NO, BUT THAT STILL IS A BRASH GENERALIZATION ABOUT GMOD USERS, BANBANBAN
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Doctor Professor Nikolai on August 01, 2008, 04:51:57 AM
Ohnoes D:
Title: Re: Ask a Doctor Professor
Post by: Leventhan on August 01, 2008, 04:52:41 AM
When you get the chance.....do you stick it in their poopers
Cool, a nuclear powered dildo.
Doctor, do you think this invention is plausible?