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Title: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on April 28, 2008, 03:51:14 AM
Djangofat made the last one and everyone knows shes not a real Texan. So ask away
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Lord Dante on April 28, 2008, 03:56:46 AM
how fat are you?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: :) on April 28, 2008, 04:11:34 AM
hows the ranch?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on April 28, 2008, 12:23:13 PM
How bout dem Cowboys
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on April 28, 2008, 09:45:45 PM
how fat are you?
Im skinny, my body absorbs beef and makes it into thermonuclear energy for me to fight pollution
hows the ranch?
Great actually, just got a new herd of cattle
How bout dem Cowboys
It's not football season >:|
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on May 21, 2008, 10:24:42 PM
Have you ever branded a cow?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 22, 2008, 12:50:50 AM
Have you ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass because he isn't a real Texas Ranger?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: droginator on May 22, 2008, 01:26:03 AM
Have you seen the Alamo?

Do you remember the Alamo? ;8
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Leventhan on May 22, 2008, 10:21:17 AM
Do you like Texas fried chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Restaurant Sackboy on May 22, 2008, 10:23:25 AM
What is Texas?  :tpg:
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on May 22, 2008, 11:47:04 PM
What is Texas?  :tpg:

...
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 14, 2008, 08:14:43 PM
Have you ever branded a cow?
Yes
Have you ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass because he isn't a real Texas Ranger?
No
Have you seen the Alamo?

Do you remember the Alamo? ;8
I have been in the Alamo three times

Yes
Do you like Texas fried chicken?
Duh
What is Texas?  :tpg:
Best damn place on Earth
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on June 14, 2008, 08:23:59 PM
Do you have bad pizza there?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 15, 2008, 04:53:51 AM
No actually we have great pizza. Nothing beats our bbq or tex-mex though.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Esmeralda on June 15, 2008, 11:14:59 AM
How much tumbleweed can you see flying about?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 16, 2008, 06:03:59 PM
Infinite, but if the question is "How much do I?" I've only see tumbleweeds like once every 2 months
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Esmeralda on June 16, 2008, 06:24:45 PM
Infinite, but if the question is "How much do I?" I've only see tumbleweeds like once every 2 months

I meant if you look outside the window right now :( nvmnvm

faggot
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 16, 2008, 06:26:25 PM
The window in my room goes to the side yard, all I see is dog poop and fence.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on June 16, 2008, 09:14:42 PM
How's the weather down there, mate?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 17, 2008, 09:23:51 PM
It rained today so only like 80 degrees.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on June 20, 2008, 04:44:07 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Irock on June 20, 2008, 06:08:10 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on June 20, 2008, 11:52:16 PM
The window in my room goes to the side yard, all I see is dog poop and fence.

Catch it on fire.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 21, 2008, 12:22:42 AM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Leventhan on June 21, 2008, 06:52:30 AM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on June 21, 2008, 07:05:09 AM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on June 21, 2008, 03:34:50 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH


(http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/Statlerandwaldorf-793706.JPG)
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 22, 2008, 06:13:29 AM
So is it really a dry heat in Texas or was my neighbor full of crap?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Forty on June 23, 2008, 01:47:26 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH


(http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/Statlerandwaldorf-793706.JPG)

Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 23, 2008, 05:43:26 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH


(http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/Statlerandwaldorf-793706.JPG)

Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke
So is it really a dry heat in Texas or was my neighbor full of crap?
It varies, though dry heat isnt as bad as when its humid.
103 degrees + Saturation = JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT FEELS LIKE 200 DEGREES AAH WHY IS SO STICKY GET THE FUCK AWAY MOSQUITOES ;o; Im dying :(.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on June 23, 2008, 07:04:59 PM
It was 82 two nights ago, but it's barely ever humid.

Does Texas have any stores that do not sell cowboy hats?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 23, 2008, 07:05:59 PM
It was 82 two nights ago, but it's barely ever humid.

Does Texas have any stores that do not sell cowboy hats?
We have like 2 stores that sell cowboy hats. Texans are born with cowboy hats so we do not need to buy them
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 23, 2008, 09:32:19 PM
I would like to see some one born with a cowboy hat, do you have any pitures? Because that would be pretty bad ass.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 23, 2008, 10:09:35 PM
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15988022.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BC7EB68C2-8A4A-4C89-82E7-F8E20A9E6297%7D)
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Forty on June 23, 2008, 10:34:50 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH


(http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/Statlerandwaldorf-793706.JPG)

Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke

Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on June 24, 2008, 01:34:46 AM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH


(http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/Statlerandwaldorf-793706.JPG)

Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke

Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)

IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Forty on June 24, 2008, 02:14:45 AM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH


(http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/Statlerandwaldorf-793706.JPG)

Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke

Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)

IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE

Plus, it only really flooded New Orleans.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on June 24, 2008, 05:55:31 AM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.
Is the great flood coming?


I don't know, but I'd ask Iowa  ::)

I'd ask Louisiana

HOH HOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH


(http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/Statlerandwaldorf-793706.JPG)

Well Im pretty sure Baton Rouge (where I live) knows nothing about a flood.

:facepalm:
Its a Katrina joke

Obviously! They did it wrong, cause like at least half of Louisiana was barely affected by Katrina (like myself)

IT'S NOT AN ALL OF LOUISIANA JOKE IT'S A KATRINA JOKE

Plus, it only really flooded New Orleans.

Does it really fucking matter you faggot?!

"OH MY GOD A GIANT WHIRLWIND TOOK OUT HALF OF THE UNITED STATES!"

"To be truthful it only took at 24 states"

"... what."

Don't be so fucking technical, now I wished you would have been fucking flooded. Way to ruin an actually funny joke you fucking waste of space faggot.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Irock on June 24, 2008, 06:06:27 AM
He's trying to impress us with his knowledge of Louisiana.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 24, 2008, 08:48:31 AM
I am unimpressed
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Forty on June 24, 2008, 12:39:02 PM
 :mad:

I was pointing out your mistake.
The difference between one state and one city is rather large.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on June 25, 2008, 01:19:36 AM
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15988022.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BC7EB68C2-8A4A-4C89-82E7-F8E20A9E6297%7D)

That is indeed bad ass.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: ZemusEX on June 26, 2008, 05:25:51 PM
Can I borrow your shotgun? I have some... things to take care of.  ;8
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 26, 2008, 10:26:31 PM
No fuck you, what does it look like Im made of guns?
(http://www.subsim.com/house/meet2054.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Leventhan on June 27, 2008, 07:32:12 AM
badass
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on June 27, 2008, 08:54:30 AM
That's one the former U.S.S. Texas'. A nuclear powered battleship, second of its kind. However now the U.S.S. Texas is the second (and best) nuclear powered submarine enlisted in the U.S. Navy. The first U.S.S. Texas also happened to be the first battleship ever used by the United States Navy. And the second one was some shit I dont remember.

Spoiler for:
    * The first Texas was the US Navy's first battleship, which served from 1895 until 1911.
    * The second Texas (BB-35) is a dreadnought battleship that served in both World Wars.
    * The third Texas (CGN-39) was the second Virginia-class nuclear guided missile cruiser.
    * The fourth Texas (SSN-775) was commissioned on September 9, 2006 and is the second Virginia-class nuclear attack submarine.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: droginator on June 27, 2008, 03:12:28 PM
Is that the one outside the San Jacinto monument? I've been on that.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on June 27, 2008, 08:16:04 PM
Texas > You
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on July 02, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Could Texas beat Russia in a fist fight?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 02, 2008, 02:46:14 AM
Duh
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Leventhan on July 02, 2008, 03:48:11 AM
Do you like me? ;8
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 02, 2008, 04:02:56 AM
Yes, :D
What country do you live in ?_?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: American Hero on July 02, 2008, 05:30:07 PM
Would Texas be as great is it is now, if it were part of Mexico instead of the US?

 :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex:
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 02, 2008, 05:35:47 PM
Would Texas be as great is it is now, if it were part of Mexico instead of the US?

 :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex: :mex:
You need to understand that during the transition from Mexico to the United States, Texas was its own country. Before it was its own country, it was basically a part of Mexico with alot of white people. Texas didnt exist until after it became a country. So, your question is flawed, and you are a faggot.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Irock on July 02, 2008, 05:37:07 PM
How often do you eat steak.

.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 02, 2008, 06:35:20 PM
How often do you eat steak.

.
2-3 times a week
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on July 03, 2008, 01:20:54 AM
If we met face to face would one of us end up dead within the hour?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Leventhan on July 03, 2008, 01:42:01 AM
Yes, :D
What country do you live in ?_?
Asia ;-;
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Forty on July 03, 2008, 03:24:58 AM
Asia is a continent silly.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 03, 2008, 03:41:59 AM
If we met face to face would one of us end up dead within the hour?
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5836/01jv8.jpg)
Depends on what team you're on, compadre.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Irock on July 03, 2008, 03:47:17 AM
Is your dad a republican?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on July 03, 2008, 03:52:00 AM
(http://www.thebbps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tf2-pyro.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 03, 2008, 03:57:05 AM
(http://www.thebbps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tf2-pyro.jpg)
Nice to see you have my back, compadre.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Leventhan on July 03, 2008, 04:02:14 AM
Asia is a continent silly.
Singapore ;-;
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:19:08 AM
Why does Texas suck so much?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 06, 2008, 08:20:00 AM
Because you're about to get banned
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:21:17 AM
Because you're about to get banned

Oh noes! Banishment!

Is it true that everything is bigger in Texas, if so, would you like to drop your pants and sword fight?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on July 06, 2008, 08:22:44 AM
Why does Texas suck so much?

RAGE
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 06, 2008, 08:22:55 AM
Because you're about to get banned

Oh noes! Banishment!

Is it true that everything is bigger in Texas, if so, would you like to drop your pants and sword fight?
No faggot, I dont want to kill you.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:24:19 AM
=(
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on July 06, 2008, 08:27:53 AM
=(

Texas > Your skinny metrosexual ass
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:30:27 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on July 06, 2008, 08:34:24 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.

There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 06, 2008, 08:34:55 AM
Gee that didnt make sense, maybe its because you're a nigger.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:40:08 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.

There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.

You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on July 06, 2008, 08:41:34 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.

There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.

You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.

I can sprint for about 5 minutes straight.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 06, 2008, 08:44:07 AM
Stop posting in this topic faggot, post in here (http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,28135.0.html)
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Rose Skye on July 06, 2008, 08:50:16 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.

There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.

You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.

I can sprint for about 5 minutes straight.

... Kay? Lol Random, its been fun.. tired as hell.. sleep time nao.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Leventhan on July 07, 2008, 08:55:29 AM
My ass isn't metrosexual, its try sexual.. if you try anything sexual with my ass I'll kick yours.

There is no person on this site that could win a fight with me.

You mistake me for someone who actually fights fair. =(
I'd throw ninja stars if possible.. from a great distance.

I can sprint for about 5 minutes straight.

... Kay? Lol Random, its been fun.. tired as hell.. sleep time nao.
You sleep and someone will slice you from under your bed.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 07, 2008, 09:02:45 AM
Nightmare on Elm Street <3
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on July 09, 2008, 07:31:02 AM
What's your favorite movie?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on July 09, 2008, 11:21:43 AM
What's your favorite movie?
Children of Men
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on July 09, 2008, 11:04:51 PM
What's your favorite movie?
Children of Men

I wanted to see it, I heard that was good, so I'll probably rent it soon.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on November 10, 2008, 05:24:25 AM
DO YOU EVER WRASTLE WITH BULLS?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on November 10, 2008, 05:24:32 AM
HELL YEAH
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on January 19, 2009, 05:42:54 AM
HELL YEAH
DATS OFF DA HOOK MANG
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Sophist on January 19, 2009, 05:43:59 AM
DID YOU EVER WRESTLE A BEAR
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on January 19, 2009, 06:41:24 AM
DID YOU EVER WRESTLE A BEAR
YEAH MAN I WRESTLED A BEAR ONCE
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: SirJackRex on August 14, 2009, 12:09:38 AM
What color is your Ford F-250?
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on August 14, 2009, 12:24:51 AM
What color is your Ford F-250?
It's a 150, and it's navy blue. The interior is cowboys themed ;o. I'll get pics in a bit.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Moss. on August 14, 2009, 01:22:34 PM
lol Anski's idea of winning a fight is running away for 5 minutes

Hey, aren't those huge belt buckles uncomfortable to wear? They must be, in the very least for fat people.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Dwarra? on August 14, 2009, 04:52:09 PM
lol Anski's idea of winning a fight is running away for 5 minutes

Hey, aren't those huge belt buckles uncomfortable to wear? They must be, in the very least for fat people.
Mine isn't so bad
Spoiler for:
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2yua6nq.jpg)
It's kinda too big for the belt though so it gets annoying putting it on sometimes.
Title: Re: Ask a Texan
Post by: Malson on March 29, 2013, 09:09:45 PM
yeah Texas is pretty cool