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Title: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Dertt on February 14, 2008, 03:54:26 AM
Dae ye need an innin tae th Scots leid?
(Do you need an introduction to the Scots language?)

Are you curious about kilts, haggis, heroin, Highlander, Braveheart, Sean Connery, Ewan McGregor or ony mair daft shite people ask about when I don't bother using an American accent?

Well, here you are.
Ask.
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 14, 2008, 04:05:27 AM
Is it True, yeh Irish Likes Porks?  :lol:
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Dertt on February 14, 2008, 04:07:08 AM
How the fuck should I know about the Irish, ye daftie?
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Zylos on February 14, 2008, 04:07:25 AM
We all know what a real Scotsman wears underneath the kilt, but what does a real ScotsWOMAN wear?
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Redwyn on February 14, 2008, 04:09:33 AM
Can you tell me more about the Scotish history? I am half scotish :]
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Dertt on February 14, 2008, 04:10:40 AM
We all know what a real Scotsman wears underneath the kilt,
Yes,
Spoiler for:
lipstick, on a good day.

but what does a real ScotsWOMAN wear?
A woman's kilt is called a skirt. And traditionally, nothing.

Can you tell me more about the Scotish history? I am half scotish :]
What in particular would you like to know about?
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Leventhan on February 14, 2008, 04:11:23 AM
Is Sean Connery gay?
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Dertt on February 14, 2008, 04:12:24 AM
He's actually asexual.
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Redwyn on February 14, 2008, 04:13:58 AM
I would actually like to know about the language, if you would of course.
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: haloOfTheSun on February 14, 2008, 04:22:49 AM
Is it true you are all excellent at golf?
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Dertt on February 14, 2008, 04:34:07 AM
Is it true you are all excellent at golf?
There are a few exceptions, which are mostly the people who don't play at all.

I would actually like to know about the language, if you would of course.
There's a bit much to say about it here, so if you'd like to PM me with a series of specific questions, feel free. Until then, here's the Scots translation of the Wikipedia article regarding Scots.
http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_leid

Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Karo Rushe on February 14, 2008, 04:52:30 AM
D: Is it true the scotsman break dance?
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: Dertt on February 14, 2008, 05:20:36 AM
Ay, in Edinburgh they breakdance for honour and glory.
Title: Re: Ask a Scotsman
Post by: modern algebra on February 14, 2008, 05:24:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0

Isn't Sean Connery married?