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Title: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 07, 2007, 03:14:29 AM
I SWEAR
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Post by: tSwitch on August 07, 2007, 03:24:06 AM
LIES, I SAW THE FOURTH!
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 07, 2007, 03:27:04 AM
LIAR, WHAT ABOUT THE ONE ON THE TRASH CAN?!?!?
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Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 07, 2007, 03:56:52 AM
YOU LIE YOU LIE
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Post by: Forty on August 07, 2007, 04:03:07 AM
I think he's right guys, I was the fourth one on THE list
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 07, 2007, 04:14:21 AM
if your was the fourth one on THE list, you woudn't be here right now....

But i saw someone's leg on the trash...
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Post by: GilgameshRO on August 07, 2007, 04:31:07 AM
Actually, it was only two. I think that other guy is still alive.
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Post by: Forty on August 07, 2007, 04:32:41 AM
It can't be four, for on he testified and two im alive
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Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 07, 2007, 04:38:42 AM
if your was the fourth one on THE list, you woudn't be here right now....

But i saw someone's leg on the trash...

It was only a leg, there was gonna be a fourth but, damn that squrimy bastard he got away.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 07, 2007, 04:43:14 AM
well could you explained why is there leg on the tra-

...
AlienSoldier can't responde due to the fact that The.Muffin.King killed him and his borther is talki-
...
AlienSoldiers Brother can't responde due to the fact that The.Muffin.King killed him-
...
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 07, 2007, 04:47:48 AM
NO WAIT I WAS FOURTH. NO FAIR
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Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 07, 2007, 04:53:23 AM
.....

Thats better bitch.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 07, 2007, 05:06:10 AM
.....

.....

There, no more murdering for you, dickwad!
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Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 07, 2007, 06:16:02 AM
But now what can i do?
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Post by: tSwitch on August 07, 2007, 07:51:50 AM
KILL MOAR!!!1!!11oneoen!!!!1eleven!1!~~~
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 07, 2007, 01:53:32 PM
...wait...im not quite...dead....give me the gun...
*takes pistol and shoots himself
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Post by: biohazard on August 07, 2007, 04:01:17 PM
RP is gay, so is this thread.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 08, 2007, 01:20:26 AM
RP is gay, so is this thr-.......

so do you, but that won't happend no more  :police:
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Post by: biohazard on August 08, 2007, 02:47:11 AM
"this is gay"
"so do you"
....... I am speechless at the illiteracy.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 08, 2007, 03:22:37 AM
lol no offence my man.  ;)
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Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 08, 2007, 03:36:28 AM
"I is gay"
"so do you"
....... I am speechless at the illiteracy.

LUL WHUT?
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Post by: Ciaron on August 08, 2007, 03:37:52 AM
"I is gay"
"so do you"
....... I am speechless at the illiteracy.

LUL WHUT?

brain fart?
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 08, 2007, 03:43:50 AM
eww.... :@
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Post by: Ciaron on August 08, 2007, 03:48:14 AM
 :epic: :epic: :epic: :epic: wasnt me XD
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Post by: Malson on August 08, 2007, 03:52:51 AM
This reminds me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Post by: Ciaron on August 08, 2007, 04:17:22 AM
Google it
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Post by: Forty on August 10, 2007, 01:51:40 AM
I cant find her, I swore I saw her just the other day at Walgreens...
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Post by: Knownot on August 10, 2007, 04:10:32 AM
Maye she is still there?
She is smart you know.
So perhaps she is thinking...
"If he saw me here he will think I will leave, but I will really stay here, he will never think of that!!!"
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Post by: Forty on August 10, 2007, 11:08:53 PM
Now I saw her going in the bathroom, you can't stay in there forever
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 10, 2007, 11:12:28 PM
She's not shitting, she's puking so she can eat more food and you get broke everytime! IS A TRAP!!!
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Post by: Forty on August 11, 2007, 01:28:29 AM
Im outta here!!

(later)


...OH MY GAWD WHAT THE F*CK BARBEQUE! ITS MOTHER F*CKIN CARMEN SAN DIEGO! ...Where did she go?
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 11, 2007, 01:38:17 AM
she went to Uranus.
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Post by: Knownot on August 11, 2007, 02:14:16 AM
And he is not talking about the planet.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 11, 2007, 02:32:17 AM
oh so you know..... :police:
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Post by: Knownot on August 12, 2007, 05:51:46 AM
Unfortunatley I do.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 13, 2007, 09:57:16 PM
You have a dirty mind...
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Post by: Kokowam on August 13, 2007, 10:30:30 PM
Im outta here!!

(later)


...OH MY GAWD WHAT THE F*CK BARBEQUE! ITS MOTHER F*CKIN CARMEN SAN DIEGO! ...Where did she go?
Is it just me or do Forcytus's posts seem 100x funnier because of the nose? I don't read the post and I just start laughing.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knownot on August 14, 2007, 01:53:15 AM
You could say that, I had to figure out which nose you meant.
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Post by: Forty on August 15, 2007, 02:47:48 AM
What do u see in my nose? Is their like a hair in there or something?
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 15, 2007, 02:58:37 AM
well theres some hair on it and you need to dig there to get the Big Gold thats stuck in there...
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Post by: Sophist on August 15, 2007, 03:07:21 AM
Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.

 ???
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 15, 2007, 03:15:57 AM
Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.

 ???

Whaty what who?
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Sophist on August 15, 2007, 03:45:54 AM
Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.

 ???

Whaty what who?

FAIL FAIL FAIL

DUH NUUH FAIL FAIL FAIL

FAIL FAIL FAIL DUH NUH FAIL FAIL FAIL
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 15, 2007, 03:56:55 AM
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9185/killyoujb6.png)
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Sophist on August 15, 2007, 03:57:45 AM
Hey, i'm not the one who failed here, you are.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 15, 2007, 03:58:48 AM
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9185/killyoujb6.png)
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Post by: Irock on August 15, 2007, 04:00:46 AM
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9185/killyoujb6.png)
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9185/killyoujb6.png)
                 for stealin meh kill you smiley
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Post by: Sophist on August 15, 2007, 04:01:01 AM
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9185/killyoujb6.png)

You think showing me the exact same picture is going to magically lift the Fail put on you? You are wrong.


Whaty what who?
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Irock on August 15, 2007, 04:06:23 AM
(http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/9729/payrb0.png)
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 15, 2007, 04:09:59 AM
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9185/killyoujb6.png)
                 for stealin meh kill you smiley

Copyright of Irock. 2007.

You think showing me the exact same picture is going to magically lift the Fail put on you? You are wrong.

(http://www.dormgear.net/images/bitch-shot-glasses.gif)
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Post by: Irock on August 15, 2007, 04:11:31 AM
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8255/sexurmummkv5.png)
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 15, 2007, 04:13:27 AM
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z133/AlienSoldier_photos/4pmv42a.jpg)
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Post by: biohazard on August 15, 2007, 05:11:25 AM
Not if I aim right, he wont ever see anything again.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Kokowam on August 15, 2007, 12:03:22 PM
Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.

 ???
He actually killed people? XD
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: biohazard on August 15, 2007, 01:47:54 PM
He killed only one person on his own, if I remember.  The guy that came out of the bathroom with the revolver they both shot, and they both shot up Brent.  The only person who Vega actually killed on his own was Martin.  YOU SHOT MARTIN IN THE FUCKING HEAD
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Post by: Kokowam on August 15, 2007, 01:49:59 PM
Oh. I don't remember. ;9 But I do remember some quotes. ;8
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 15, 2007, 08:35:27 PM
Not if I aim right, he wont ever see anything again.

Celing Cat, RETREAT!!!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 15, 2007, 09:36:45 PM
FUCKING CAT GTFO OF MUH CEILING

*fires and misses

Damn, one day...ONE DAY... I will get that damn cat
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 16, 2007, 12:10:10 AM
You were masturbating, didn't you?
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Post by: Sophist on August 16, 2007, 02:12:34 AM
>.>


























<.<
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 16, 2007, 02:41:34 AM
YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME, I SAW YOU DOING IT!
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Post by: Sophist on August 16, 2007, 04:33:02 PM
YOUR CEILING CAT?!
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 16, 2007, 08:44:53 PM
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z133/AlienSoldier_photos/4pmv42a.jpg)
AGAIN!!
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Post by: Forty on August 16, 2007, 09:46:40 PM
FUCKING CAT STOP LOOKING! *fires and misses

FTW IM COMIN UP THERE! *attempts to crawl in small hole

damn, foiled again.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 16, 2007, 09:49:24 PM
LOL, Ceiling Cat escapes again!
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Post by: Kokowam on August 16, 2007, 10:03:24 PM
I think ceiling cat watches you masturbate because he's hungry for some cum.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 16, 2007, 10:13:33 PM
...well the cat thinks cum is like milk
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Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 17, 2007, 05:35:27 AM
...well the cat thinks cum is like milk

IT ISN'T?!?!! OH SHIT
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Post by: Kokowam on August 17, 2007, 11:58:25 AM
My friend told me that he was curious so he tasted his cum after fapping. ;8
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Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 17, 2007, 02:18:15 PM
 :-\ LoL Whut?


I just ask people....they say its like salty and shit.
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Post by: biohazard on August 17, 2007, 07:09:01 PM
... It is.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 17, 2007, 08:13:19 PM
:-\ LoL Whut?


I just ask people....they say its like salty and shit.

O_O? Wha?!?! it is?
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 17, 2007, 09:11:35 PM
Find some porn and you can find out for yourself.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 17, 2007, 11:13:42 PM
Get me a girl so she can tell me
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Post by: biohazard on August 18, 2007, 05:00:07 AM
Just ask saladin.
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Post by: Arkbennett on August 18, 2007, 05:02:31 AM
Kind of salty.
It burned my fingers a little...  ::)
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Post by: biohazard on August 18, 2007, 05:03:13 AM
If its burning your fingers, go see a fucking doctor.  Or you have acid sperm, and need to become a superhero.
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Post by: Arkbennett on August 18, 2007, 05:06:16 AM
...I wasn't talking about myself...
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Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 18, 2007, 05:06:51 AM
if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.
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Post by: Arkbennett on August 18, 2007, 05:08:10 AM
if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.

Nah man, do biological warfare and jizz in their milk.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: biohazard on August 18, 2007, 05:11:54 AM
I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 18, 2007, 05:29:05 AM
I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.

Why would you do that?!?!!?!

i meant pedestrians.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 18, 2007, 04:42:57 PM
yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 18, 2007, 04:50:27 PM
OMG!! FORCYSTUS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING JAGGING OFF IN PUBLIC!!!
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Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 18, 2007, 05:21:39 PM
yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.

Just sit in a bench, with a newspaper, i've heard of a guy who does it.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 18, 2007, 07:14:22 PM
But what happend if they saw you.
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Post by: Arkbennett on August 18, 2007, 07:39:49 PM
You unleash the demon before they can call for help.
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 18, 2007, 07:48:28 PM
no.....jump on  them and make love so they don't call the  :police:
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 19, 2007, 03:13:19 AM
no.....jump on  them and make love so they don't call the  :police:

PDA's ftw
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 19, 2007, 03:23:31 AM
SHIT, THEY SAW US!!! RUN, RUN FOR YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE"
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 19, 2007, 03:49:43 AM
THEY'LL FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF CUM!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 19, 2007, 03:53:57 AM
IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!! SHIT, GET IN THE CAR!!! GO GO GO GO!!!
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Post by: Knownot on August 19, 2007, 04:51:19 AM
IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!!

LOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.
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Post by: Arkbennett on August 19, 2007, 05:13:29 AM
Quote
LOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.

That's why I decided if I would ever rob a bank, I'd do it naked.
Nobody would tackle a naked guy.
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Post by: Knownot on August 19, 2007, 05:40:10 AM
Not tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.
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Post by: Arkbennett on August 19, 2007, 05:44:05 AM
Quote
Not tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.

Really?
...I didn't realize homosexuals could security guards now...
Just kidding gays! Oh, please don't show up at my house late at night and kill me!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 19, 2007, 05:56:34 AM
I'd take viagra before i did it, so i could poke anyone who trys.
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Post by: Arkbennett on August 19, 2007, 06:04:00 AM
Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector:  :o
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 19, 2007, 06:07:16 AM
Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector:  :o

rep+
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Post by: Forty on August 19, 2007, 04:44:15 PM
That...was amazing
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Post by: Knight Rider on August 19, 2007, 10:15:48 PM
How to make the cops stop following you:

1. Cut your Dick and throw it at the police officer...

Police Dep.: What happend?
Officer: Someone just throw at us his dick...
Pocile Dep.: Where did it land?
Officer: In someones mouth, now the gay guys think he's gay.
Officer: I told him to close his mouth if you see a dildo flying at you.
Police Dep.: Awww....I wish it was on a girl.
Officer: If that happend, I'll throw my dildo at her.

....WTF?!?!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knownot on August 19, 2007, 11:42:27 PM
Ummm.... no?
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 19, 2007, 11:47:41 PM
No what?
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Arkbennett on August 20, 2007, 12:17:56 AM
Say "NO" to drugs!  ;)
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 20, 2007, 12:22:25 AM
Good, because I was gonna throw a dildo at you.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Irock on August 20, 2007, 12:44:29 AM
/me Eats dildo
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: biohazard on August 20, 2007, 02:05:17 AM
This topic just isn't funny.  It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Arkbennett on August 20, 2007, 02:07:42 AM
This topic just isn't funny.  It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.

WELL then, why don't you just make it funny Mr. Comedian!*  ;)

Edit:
Thanks Firerain, you know how tricky those E's and A's can be!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: firerain on August 20, 2007, 02:11:19 AM
Comedian*
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Post by: biohazard on August 20, 2007, 04:38:26 AM
So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 20, 2007, 04:49:23 AM
So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!

Did he chop off his dick and whip it at a cop?
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Arkbennett on August 20, 2007, 05:22:11 AM
My dick is black.
That means it's big.

Like a mammoth.
Furry like a mammoth too!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 20, 2007, 05:32:03 AM
my dick is under-sized. and hairy.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Arkbennett on August 20, 2007, 05:51:20 AM
Is your dick so thickly covered by your tremendous bush, that only a lemon, pair of whool shears, gasoline, and fire would be able to penetrate?
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: biohazard on August 20, 2007, 04:03:02 PM
why the fuck would a lemon be in there.  ;8
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Post by: Arkbennett on August 20, 2007, 04:14:23 PM
I like lemons.  :D
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 20, 2007, 08:05:09 PM
*steps away from Arkbennett
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knownot on August 21, 2007, 12:20:29 AM
Are you a lemon licker?


That means lesbian
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 21, 2007, 02:01:17 AM
GIVE IT BACK DAMMIT I NEED IT FOr....

WTF DID U DO? Y U SECKS MY LEMONS?

I need them for lemonade ;9
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Arkbennett on August 21, 2007, 02:47:34 AM
 BECAUSE I LOVE LEMONS!
And they love me!

Here, eat some beans.
 :mex:
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knownot on August 21, 2007, 08:16:21 AM
too late, I secksd them too.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Arkbennett on August 21, 2007, 03:44:30 PM
too late, I secksd them too.
You bastard, I'll secksd you up!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 22, 2007, 12:03:00 AM
STOOOP...you shouldn't have secksed them... because now... I CONTROL YOUR MIND!

FIX ME A CHICKEN POT PIE!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Arkbennett on August 22, 2007, 12:06:53 AM
*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it.  ;)
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 22, 2007, 12:09:50 AM
*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it.  ;)

That's no special sauce.....THATS YOUR SPERM!!!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Arkbennett on August 22, 2007, 12:14:09 AM
*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it.  ;)

That's no special sauce.....THATS YOUR SPERM!!!


Shhhh, don't tell!  ;)
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 22, 2007, 12:16:33 AM
DO IT AGAIN, WITHOUT THE SPERM
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 22, 2007, 12:19:10 AM
*Makes him a chicken pot pie*

Here you go sir, without no sperm...
[size=0pt]or is there?[/size]
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Irock on August 22, 2007, 07:11:14 AM
(http://www.gourmetbetty.com/Recipes/diasy-pot-pie.jpg)
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knownot on August 22, 2007, 09:55:05 AM
/me VOMITS!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 22, 2007, 05:39:57 PM
More like American MEAT pie!

:D
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 22, 2007, 08:30:39 PM
More like American MEAT pie!

:D

:lol
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Leventhan on August 23, 2007, 02:28:48 AM
*Leventhan pukes
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 23, 2007, 02:34:42 AM
 :@
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: biohazard on August 23, 2007, 03:09:09 AM
[size=0pt]or is there?[/size]
Size 0 font is an epic fail.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 24, 2007, 07:25:18 PM
i know...
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 24, 2007, 09:12:00 PM
TASTY, now make another, im hungry again
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Knight Rider on August 24, 2007, 09:21:02 PM
 :=: *backs away from Frocystus*
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Forty on August 24, 2007, 11:27:47 PM
GET OVER HERE!

*Back+Back+Low Punch

(If your not a Mortal Kombat savvy...SHAME)
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People.
Post by: Arkbennett on August 25, 2007, 12:24:01 AM
GET OVER HERE!

*Back+Back+Low Punch

(If your not a Mortal Kombat savvy...SHAME)

*Walks by idly and feels a sharp pain in his chest, looks down and sees a cable with a scorpian head going through him*
 :o
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Knight Rider on August 25, 2007, 01:51:44 AM
GET OVER HERE!

*Back+Back+Low Punch

(SCORPION!!!)

(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z133/AlienSoldier_photos/Link_sword.gif)
I'll cut your nose and send it to chinatown...bitch.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Forty on August 25, 2007, 03:30:56 AM
ITS A KUNAI BITCHS
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Roph on August 25, 2007, 02:19:59 PM
that pie actually looks kinda tasty
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Arkbennett on August 25, 2007, 05:28:18 PM
That pie also looks like it's full of my jizz.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: The.Muffin.King on August 25, 2007, 05:57:33 PM
GET OVER HERE!

*Back+Back+Low Punch

(SCORPION!!!)

(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z133/AlienSoldier_photos/Link_sword.gif)
I'll cut your nose and send it to chinatown...bitch.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Forty on August 25, 2007, 07:30:28 PM
*rips off mask

TOASTY!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Knight Rider on August 25, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
SHUT UP!!! Your nose is supposed to be bleeding
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Ciaron on September 01, 2007, 07:08:28 AM
aha bloody face bloody face *beats face in with a beer bottle* try fixing your nose now, oh wait, i pulled a bloody Michael Jackson on you nvm  :o
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Knight Rider on September 02, 2007, 06:35:52 PM
aha bloody face bloody face *beats face in with a beer bottle* try fixing your nose now, oh wait, i pulled a bloody Michael Jackson on you nvm  :o

ugh....now the nose is really fucked up. TAKE THAT!!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Sophist on September 02, 2007, 08:18:42 PM
Hay guys, what did i miss?
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Forty on September 02, 2007, 09:45:09 PM
Not much, did you see my nose, I have apparentally misplaced it
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Knight Rider on September 02, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Ciaron on September 02, 2007, 11:41:34 PM
don't forget a piece of mashed up meat from last year :o -_-
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Knight Rider on September 03, 2007, 12:07:54 AM
don't forget a piece of mashed up meat from last year :o -_-


eww, what the hell happend that day....cant remmember.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Forty on September 06, 2007, 12:18:41 AM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Arkbennett on September 06, 2007, 07:11:24 PM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed

Wait, lemme see that.  ???
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: The.Muffin.King on September 07, 2007, 12:10:45 AM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed

Wait, lemme see that.  ???
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.

Don't be confused, its a wooden nickel!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Arkbennett on September 07, 2007, 01:52:47 AM
Ahh my head!
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: Knight Rider on September 07, 2007, 02:21:30 AM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed

Wait, lemme see that.  ???
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.

Don't be confused, its a wooden nickel!

OMG!! There's a key in there....I wonder what will it open?
Title: Re: I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
Post by: The.Muffin.King on September 07, 2007, 02:25:10 AM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed

Wait, lemme see that.  ???
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.

Don't be confused, its a wooden nickel!

OMG!! There's a key in there....I wonder what will it open?

I'm in narnia?!1