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Title: Ask a jew
Post by: Lord Dante on July 06, 2007, 04:54:53 PM: Welcome to...
Ask! A! Jew!

Yaaayy!

Well then, ask away.
Title: Re: Ask a Jew
Post by: Zeriab on July 06, 2007, 08:48:45 PM: There ya go ;)
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Lord Dante on July 06, 2007, 09:03:38 PM: OMFG.

thanks Zeriab ^.^
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: SirJackRex on July 07, 2007, 12:11:21 AM: Are you kosher?
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Esmeralda on July 07, 2007, 12:18:28 AM: Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: SirJackRex on July 07, 2007, 12:21:30 AM: Quote from: Ferenn on July 07, 2007, 12:18:28 AM
Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?

I think they are called yamicas* and I think you only where them at temple.

(* I bet I butchered that word!)
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: bulls84 on July 07, 2007, 02:19:58 AM: Do you feel offended by Borat?
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Lord Dante on July 07, 2007, 03:55:33 AM: Quote from: SirJackRex on July 07, 2007, 12:11:21 AM
Are you kosher?

No, humans aren't kosher to eat. So, none of us are.
However, I do keep moderately kosher.

Quote from: Ferenn on July 07, 2007, 12:18:28 AM
Do you wear one of those black things... those hats... or whatever they are?

A kippa? sometimes. They come in many different colors, and only really, really orthodox jews "blackhats" wear actual hats. Kippas (Yamulkes, a yiddush word), are what that catholic red hat thing is based off of.

Quote from: nets07 on July 07, 2007, 02:19:58 AM
Do you feel offended by Borat?

fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.

Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: SirJackRex on July 07, 2007, 04:09:26 AM: Quote from: Lord Dante on July 07, 2007, 03:55:33 AM
Quote from: nets07 on July 07, 2007, 02:19:58 AM
Do you feel offended by Borat?

fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.

Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)

I'm glad more people get it, it's annoying reading all of these articles about how bad it is.

Next question:
Are you cheap?
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Lord Dante on July 07, 2007, 04:12:36 AM: Quote from: SirJackRex on July 07, 2007, 04:09:26 AM
Quote from: Lord Dante on July 07, 2007, 03:55:33 AM
Quote from: nets07 on July 07, 2007, 02:19:58 AM
Do you feel offended by Borat?

fuck no, he's hilarious! His humor is that he's making fun of people who are actually LIKE the character Borat, and he reveals people who, in this country, have ridiculous opinions.

Sacha Cohen is jewish, btw (actor who plays Borat)

I'm glad more people get it, it's annoying reading all of these articles about how bad it is.

Next question:
Are you cheap?
ha. no, me personally?
no, f i have the money, I'll usually push it to he very limits. I am frugal though, and I don't spend all my money at once unless it' omthing I really want/need.

My dad and uncle, however, are another story :tpg:
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Knownot on July 07, 2007, 04:22:09 AM: Do you wanna grow a Rabbi Beard?
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Lord Dante on July 07, 2007, 04:26:36 AM: Quote from: Angelic_Diablo on July 07, 2007, 04:22:09 AM
Do you wanna grow a Rabbi Beard?

LOL.

Naw, I prefer a goatee, if anything. I dont really aspire to be a rabbi >.<
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Lord Dante on April 28, 2008, 03:57:44 AM: necroposted due to overwhelming numbers of new members who haven't, in fact, asked a jew.
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: haloOfTheSun on April 28, 2008, 04:17:14 AM: How big is your nose?
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Lord Dante on April 28, 2008, 04:39:14 AM: Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on April 28, 2008, 04:17:14 AM
How big is your nose?

small.
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Leventhan on April 28, 2008, 10:23:14 AM: Quote from: Lord Dante on April 28, 2008, 04:39:14 AM
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on April 28, 2008, 04:17:14 AM
How big is your nose?

small.

How small is your nose?
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: SirJackRex on May 08, 2008, 07:29:54 PM: So, what do jews do for christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 08, 2008, 08:57:55 PM: Do you have a pretty sister?

;D
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: Kefka on May 10, 2008, 03:55:25 AM: Is your power level over 9000?
Title: Re: Ask a jew
Post by: SexualBubblegumX on May 10, 2008, 05:00:02 AM: I still want to be informed of any hawt sisters.