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Title: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on June 21, 2007, 06:26:55 PM
People have started asking me questions, so I though I might as well create a topic where I don't have to keep repeating the questions.
Oh, and if you ask me about something I don't like I am going to eat you.
Fire away ^_^

Is not kind in this topic !_!
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Esmeralda on June 21, 2007, 06:28:03 PM
What is it you don't like?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on June 21, 2007, 11:35:06 PM
Will you destroy earth with giant laser beams?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 22, 2007, 12:57:27 AM
Will you ever make a scripting tutorial that is simple?
Will you ever teach me RGSS?
Will you ever give me some Martian technology?
Will you teach me to be a Martian?
Will you let me reveal your name?

;D
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on June 22, 2007, 03:38:18 AM
Will you ever bring us to the Great Altree?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Irock on June 22, 2007, 04:09:19 AM
Can you post your picture?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Leventhan on June 22, 2007, 10:47:11 AM
Will you force us to take you to our leader? *Just kidding*

Arrr!
Will ye tell me how ye made that fancy Martian avatar?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on June 23, 2007, 04:48:05 AM
Can we breed with each other?
 ;8
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Leventhan on June 23, 2007, 08:08:56 AM
Ewwww..... :P

Will you let us worship you?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on June 23, 2007, 05:10:24 PM
Just came back from a visit to my home planet ^_^

@Ferenn:
You  :=:

@SirJackRex:
No, I am too lazy. Besides, there are more fun ways to destroy earth ^_^
Destroying earth with giant laser beams takes too little time.

@Mastermoo:
5.times {p 'No!'}
Behave or I will eat you.

@SirJackRex:
I came to earth in search of The Great Altree.
As soon as I find The Great Altree I am leaving earth forever ^_^

@Irock:
*points at avatar*
I also attached a photo to this post. Stupid paparazzi;_;
At least they tasted nicely ^_^

@Leventhan:
Nope, you walk to slowly. Besides I already know who your leader is.
My avatar is a picture me. landofshadows fixed it up so it looks nicely ^_^
*hugs landofshadows*

@SirJackRex:
Why would I want to breed with something unclean !_!

@Leventhan:
Sure ^_^
If you get too annoying you end up either as dinner for me or DS's slave !
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on June 23, 2007, 05:36:21 PM
Who is your leader?

I thought the Altree's root came from Mars...DAMN

One more:
Will humans ever find life on mars, or will you hide from us?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 23, 2007, 06:07:48 PM
Wtf? Why is the martian named "Abe?" o.o
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on June 23, 2007, 07:39:44 PM
@SirJackRex:
I won't tell.   ;D
I do not know whether or not humans ever will be capable of finding life on Mars even if we do not hide.
Maybe we will for fun reveal ourselves and look at the humans stunned faces. That would be awesome  :D

@mastermoo420:
Abe was the name of the photographer.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 23, 2007, 07:50:28 PM
How'd you learn Engrish? OH WAIT! You guys have the gift of Human Tongues. :P Who is the alien? What's it's name and is it you?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on June 23, 2007, 08:11:27 PM
Could you post some Martian for us?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 23, 2007, 08:17:40 PM
No use, our puny human computer's can't take the advanced Martian language.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Leventhan on June 24, 2007, 08:27:34 AM
Well then ask for a martian computer first! ;D
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 24, 2007, 11:08:07 AM
But I already asked him if we could have some Martian technology but he said no.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Leventhan on June 24, 2007, 01:18:52 PM
......I've got nothin' :-\
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on June 24, 2007, 02:36:46 PM
@SirJackRex:
Why would I want to breed with something unclean !_!

Aren't I entitled to green children...  :-[  ;8
Well, what color are you Martians?

John Carter of Mars says there are green, blue and red. Plus a human like martian.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on June 24, 2007, 05:29:50 PM
@mastermoo420:
I warned ya !_!
*Zeriab takes a bite out off mastermoo420*
Mmmm.... Delicious ^_^
I'll be saving the rest for next time

@SirJackRex:
mastermoo420 already gave you the answer ^_^

@mastermoo420

@Leventhan:

@mastermoo420

@Leventhan:

@SirJackRex:
Racist !_!
Just kidding :P
Can't you tell yourself though?

Actually Martians are very beautiful ^_^
Problem is that our eyesight is different from yours, so I can't really answer it because I do know not how you see it.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 24, 2007, 08:00:32 PM
WTF WHY DID YOU EAT ME?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on June 24, 2007, 08:05:55 PM
WTF WHY DID YOU EAT ME?

You asked for it!  ::)
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Deliciously_Saucy on June 25, 2007, 05:46:56 AM
I'm not going to say something you don't like but can you eat me anyway?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 25, 2007, 01:11:08 PM
WTF WHY DID YOU EAT ME?

You asked for it!  ::)
Give me a quote where I specifically said "EAT ME, ZERIAB" other than this post in which I asked for those exact words. And eat DS! She can join me in the stomach of a Martian. :)
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on June 25, 2007, 04:11:09 PM
Oh, and if you ask me about something I don't like I am going to eat you.
:)
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on June 27, 2007, 08:48:22 PM
@mastermoo420:
Told ya. Besides. I only ate a little bit of you. There is still an awful lot of you left.
Enough for a week ^_^

@SirJackRex:

@Deliciously_Saucy:
No. I like you ^_^
I can lick you and nibble a bit on you if you want. I won't eat you though.

@mastermoo420:

@SirJackRex:

Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 27, 2007, 11:43:17 PM
Whoa... Zeriab's a little perverted.... He's going to lick and nibble DS. O_O
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on June 28, 2007, 09:31:22 PM
I'm like an angel compared to you ^_^
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 28, 2007, 09:49:19 PM
A perverted angel?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Leventhan on June 29, 2007, 04:56:14 AM
No, I don't think so.
A fallen angel ?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on June 29, 2007, 01:25:53 PM
I GOT IT! A Martian, Perverted angel.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Winged on June 30, 2007, 11:48:24 AM
Omg he's gonna kill you now that you have discovered his true identity!!

Oh btw, do you guys have sour worms over there? =D

~Winged
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on July 01, 2007, 05:30:16 PM
Moo... You are loads more perverted than me ^_^
Martians are not as perverted as humans. You might find us a bit dull because of that.

@Winged:
I won't kill them because I am nice ^_^
They do have sour worms btw.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on July 03, 2007, 06:22:31 PM
I'm not more perverted... I'm just... human... T_T You're not dull you're fun. Not funny, though. >:( And every place in the universe has sour worms.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on July 03, 2007, 07:59:12 PM
Well....I have to ask this:

Do martian women really have four breasts?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on July 04, 2007, 12:18:21 PM
There are genetically defect Martian women with only four breasts.
But if you look at a normal Martian women then no. More <3
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on July 04, 2007, 03:51:12 PM
There are genetically defect Martian women with only four breasts.
But if you look at a normal Martian women then no. More <3

Lucky....  :-[

Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: modern algebra on July 04, 2007, 08:00:51 PM
ewww, more than two breasts is gross. I even dislike third nipples.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on July 04, 2007, 09:12:31 PM
ewww, more than two breasts is gross. I even dislike third nipples.

 :tpg:

I was joking.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on July 05, 2007, 05:51:52 PM
ewww, more than two breasts is gross. I even dislike third nipples.

That's because you are human ^_^

I'm pretty sure you would like 8 breasts if that was what was normal for humans ;)
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on July 05, 2007, 08:32:32 PM
But it's not.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on July 05, 2007, 08:35:55 PM
This from what I get my sources from: (Don't ask me how I found this, well, I googled princess of mars, it's a book)
Spoiler for NSFW:
(http://www.erbzine.com/mag13/jsp60.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on July 05, 2007, 08:41:46 PM
Wtf?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on July 05, 2007, 08:52:03 PM
Wtf?

The Princess of Mars in an old Sci-Fi book, very good, I suggest you find a copy.
It's part of a loong series.

However, that is a fan  comic book I found by accident.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on July 06, 2007, 02:01:28 AM
I don't wish to read a series of Martian-themed books with naked Martians with 8000 boobs. I don't care if it's good.... If it's gross.... XP
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on July 06, 2007, 04:20:26 AM
I don't wish to read a series of Martian-themed books with naked Martians with 8000 boobs. I don't care if it's good.... If it's gross.... XP

They don't have pictures in them, that's just the fan comic.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on July 06, 2007, 11:41:00 AM
Oh.... Then I don't want to read. :( It seriously hurts my head sometimes.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on July 06, 2007, 01:24:26 PM
Like you said, it's just fan-made.
You have no idea how much I laughed when looking at that pic.
Totally wrong XD
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Nightwolf on July 06, 2007, 01:33:16 PM
Paleeze can i have your autograph with this pen which is not at all going to blast whilst you writeth?


peace plz.

ok, why do people describe you aliens so ugly and all, And have you starred in any sci-fi movie?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on July 06, 2007, 08:33:29 PM
@Nightwolf:
Sure ^_^
*Writes an autograph with a different pen and gives it to Nightwolf*

I can't tell you whether or not I have starrred in any sci-fi movie :B
I can however tell you why people describe us as being so ugly.
They are jealous.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: SirJackRex on July 07, 2007, 12:11:04 AM
Are you popular among your people?
How big are the cities of mars, and how many are there?

Spoiler for:

And did anyone else notice that on that picture form that crazy fan-comic, the chick in the statue had a penis?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Leventhan on July 07, 2007, 03:11:30 AM
Spoiler for:

And did anyone else notice that on that picture form that crazy fan-comic, the chick in the statue had a penis?

I did ;D
They're hemaphrodite.
Is Zeriab? (forgive me)
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: modern algebra on July 07, 2007, 03:16:53 AM
Are you truly a resident, or an illegal alien?
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Kokowam on July 07, 2007, 12:27:24 PM
Lol. I think being a Martian gives him Intergalactic Immunity. Whatever the word 5 words back meant.
Title: Re: Ask your residing Martian
Post by: Zeriab on July 09, 2007, 12:24:50 PM
@SirJackRex:
Naturally I am popular ^_^
I'm too lazy to answer your second questions.
I did notice, like I say:
Like you said, it's just fan-made.
You have no idea how much I laughed when looking at that pic.
Totally wrong XD

@Leventhan:
Hemaphrodites are very rare indeed. I am not one.

@modern algebra:
I am not an illegal alien and if anyone complains they wont live long ^_^