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Title: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on June 21, 2007, 01:46:01 AM
I've studied riddles for some time now, and I could make you guys spontaneusly combust just by trying to solve my riddles.

Ask Away....
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 21, 2007, 01:48:02 AM
Could you post up some riddles for us to do?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on June 21, 2007, 10:35:36 AM
Arrr...!!!
I'll post 3 first out of 52436 riddles I have.
Please answer in order.

Riddle#1
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Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
What am I ?
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Riddle#2
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What is louder than a stone ?
And faster than a snail ?
Lives longer then a mayfly ?
Is wider than nail ?
What flies farther than a dog ?
Is blunter than a sword ?
Is fierier than water ?
And has a treasure hoard ?


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Riddle#3
Oft I must strivewith wind and wave,
battle them both when under the sea.
I feel out the bottom, a foreign land.
In lying still I am strong in the strife;
If I fail in that they are stronger than I,
And wrenching me loose, soon put me to rout.
They wish to capture what I must keep.
I can master both if my grip holds out, If the rocks bring succour and lend support, strengh in the struggle.
Ask me my name !

Clues might be necessary, anyone need 'ome clues?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Esmeralda on June 21, 2007, 10:39:42 AM
Arrr...!!!
I'll post 3 first out of 52436 riddles I have.
Please answer in order.

Riddle#1
----------------------------
Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
What am I ?
----------------------------
Riddle#2
------------
What is louder than a stone ?
And faster than a snail ?
Lives longer then a mayfly ?
Is wider than nail ?
What flies farther than a dog ?
Is blunter than a sword ?
Is fierier than water ?
And has a treasure hoard ?


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Riddle#3
Oft I must strivewith wind and wave,
battle them both when under the sea.
I feel out the bottom, a foreign land.
In lying still I am strong in the strife;
If I fail in that they are stronger than I,
And wrenching me loose, soon put me to rout.
They wish to capture what I must keep.
I can master both if my grip holds out, If the rocks bring succour and lend support, strengh in the struggle.
Ask me my name !

Clues might be necessary, anyone need 'ome clues?

Lol Imma gonna try solve these  ;8

Riddle #1 - Bagpipe  ???

Riddle #2- Pirate ship  ???

Riddle #3- Anchor ???

;P Well I tried

Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 21, 2007, 12:14:58 PM
No idea. Clues might be good.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on June 21, 2007, 02:56:28 PM
Arrr!
Congratulations to landsmen Ferenn.
you solved riddle#3!
Answer=anchor

;DGood Job Ferenn ;D

Clues---Riddle#1:It's Alive !
            Riddle#2: Also Alive, some kind of lizard.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 22, 2007, 01:03:24 PM
I think 1 = snake.
2 = Mosquito or Dragonfly? ???

I gots a riddle for you: What do they called a quarter-pounder with cheese in France?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Crested_Booka on June 22, 2007, 04:11:34 PM
Neither Mosquitos nor dragonflies are lizards

1)dont know, snake kind of fits it
2) The only thing i can think of that can possibly match that is a dragon

I have one for you then. (maybe you have heard this one)

In a world where 1 is 2, 5 is 5, and 8 is 7, What appears when you multiply 331 with 3 without heaven and earth?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 22, 2007, 04:14:22 PM
LOL! I forgot the second one was a lizard.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on June 23, 2007, 08:07:33 AM
Haha, Matey Crested_Booka, I KNOW almost all riddles and that riddle is from .hack//sign when bear, blackrose and tsukasa were doing a quest. Right? 8)

The answer Is EGG, It must be correct, I bet my master riddler reputation on it ;D

Mastermoo420, your 2nd riddle answer is almost correct in a way.
Quote
Dragonfly?
:)
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Knownot on June 24, 2007, 01:40:47 AM
a Dragon?

THis riddle has always stumped me... I hate it.

(2+x)(4+x)
Solve for x...
Algebra!

It is a riddle
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on June 24, 2007, 08:15:44 AM
--mastermoo420
I don't know :tpg:
Damn french...

-Angelic_Diablo
Riddle#2 answer's is= a dragon, correct !
Algebra is such a pain.
 x equals...... -2 or negative 2.
Ha ! I solved it in less than 60 sec.

Aren't there anyone who can solve the 1st riddle ?
Should I move on?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Holkeye on June 24, 2007, 09:37:10 AM
Why do you wear that gay green jumpsuit with all those question marks?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 24, 2007, 11:07:21 AM
Was "snake" wrong? T_T Also, a quarter pounder with cheese in France is called a "royale with cheese." As Vincent Vega says, "They got the metric system over there. They don't know what a quarter pounder is." Watch Pulp Fiction. ;D
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on June 24, 2007, 01:14:09 PM
-holkeye
Cuz I must wear something. Otherwise it'll be nude  ::)

-mastermoo420
 :o
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 24, 2007, 08:01:16 PM
Could you give us the answers and give us more riddles?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Crested_Booka on June 25, 2007, 12:33:15 AM
yeah your right.  I made a questionare game last semmister with a friend (he did the programming and i did everything else) and that was the last question on there.  (It was also rated the hardest in the whole class  ;D )

also, on a side note i said Dragon first but it doesnt really matter.

also, last friday while i was cutting some catfish, i realized fish dont really have feet either...  so is it a fish of some sort?

ooo this just hit me too, a worm?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: tSwitch on June 25, 2007, 01:03:26 AM
worm is my best guess for the first one too

how about this:
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 25, 2007, 02:12:50 AM
Because he was already drunk XD I don't get the egg thing...
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Crested_Booka on June 25, 2007, 04:48:36 PM
331 times 3 is 993 punch it in a calculator and then spin it around and it looks like EGG
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: tSwitch on June 25, 2007, 05:03:10 PM
@Crested - but 1 is 2 therefore 331*3 is 996?
and that doesn't say egg
what's the point of the numbers in the beginning, and without heaven or earth means to flip over the calculator?

I know you didnt' make it, but I still don't get most of the logic to the answer
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 25, 2007, 05:21:57 PM
Lol. I agree with the first part of 1 is 2. It should be 332 and 2 is 1. The other numbers are there to confuse you. And I guess "without heaven or earth" means to do something. XD
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Knownot on June 25, 2007, 11:53:32 PM
yeah your right.  I made a questionare game last semmister with a friend (he did the programming and i did everything else) and that was the last question on there.  (It was also rated the hardest in the whole class  ;D )

also, on a side note i said Dragon first but it doesnt really matter.

also, last friday while i was cutting some catfish, i realized fish dont really have feet either...  so is it a fish of some sort?

ooo this just hit me too, a worm?

I know you said dragon first I dont take all the wrap for that. just some.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on June 26, 2007, 04:10:07 PM
Answers=ship,dragon,anchor...

Fish IS a .....FISH ! ;D

On the number riddles(EGG)
It reads 366-EGG, see?
The first line is a bluff.

Riddle#4
What has four heels and flies ?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 26, 2007, 04:12:04 PM
A horsefly. XD Also, can you fully explain the egg one?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: tSwitch on June 26, 2007, 04:15:09 PM
I would have to say some kind of animal that has 4 legs (heels) and flies (around it)
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 26, 2007, 04:16:16 PM
I'm sticking with horsefly. >:( And SOMEONE EXPLAIN EGG! XP I don't get it.... I want more riddles... :(
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: tSwitch on June 27, 2007, 02:58:49 AM
horsefly should work
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on June 27, 2007, 03:25:19 AM
Sorry, sorry, I typed it wrong.....What I meant is wheels not heels.

More Riddles ?
Here you go.

Riddle#5
What does man love more than life,
fear more than death or mortal strife,
What the poor have, the rich require,
And what contented men desire,
What misers spend, and spendthrifts save,
And all men carry to the grave ?

Riddle#6
The part of the bird that is not in the sky,
which can swim in the ocean and always stay dry.
What is it ?

Enjoy.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on June 27, 2007, 12:19:32 PM
For the wheels and flies, an airplane. XD It does....

#5 - Nothing
#6 - No idea.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on June 29, 2007, 04:58:33 AM
Clues galore !!!

Wheels & flies : Not a living being.
Riddle 5 : no clue
          6 : We have it too.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: tSwitch on June 30, 2007, 07:17:36 PM
#5 is nothing
#6 is penguins?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on July 01, 2007, 01:54:01 PM
Congrats mastermoo420 you solved the 5th riddle.

The answer to what has 4 wheels and flies is....a garbage truck. (flies, get it?)
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on July 01, 2007, 10:14:49 PM
WTF! I ALREADY SAID NOTHING! OMG >< Look at the post two above NAMKCOR's. I didn't edit. :P
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on July 03, 2007, 02:27:28 AM
!
.......how could I didn't see that ?

*NAMCKOR's Glory transferred to mastermoo420*
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on July 03, 2007, 10:52:19 AM
I guess I'm just invisible because NAMKCOR didn't see it either. We can share the glory. ^_^

#6 - Organs, bones, etc?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: modern algebra on July 03, 2007, 02:52:12 PM
belly?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on July 05, 2007, 06:49:43 AM
Riddle#6 All wrong.
Time for a clue :

Trees have it, cars have it, even clouds have it.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on July 05, 2007, 02:14:04 PM
A name or a word! XD
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: tSwitch on July 06, 2007, 03:19:10 AM
#6 - Gas/Air/etc...
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on July 06, 2007, 11:31:15 AM
......mastermoo420, you're....right in some ways.
Answer : It's Shadow.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on July 06, 2007, 11:40:24 AM
I guess my answer could be used for everything. XD Nice riddle. Gots more?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Knownot on July 06, 2007, 11:56:31 PM
I gots some for yah.

#1 - Think of words ending in -gry.
        Angry and Hungry are two of them.
        Their are only three words in The English Language.
        What are they?

#2 - It may sound tasty but it is impossible to eat.
        It is mainly in a class room and is associated with algerbra.
        What is it?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on July 07, 2007, 03:07:29 AM
#1 Augry ? Hagry ? No clue, man !
#2 Katzbalger ? Constance (yum) ? 

I also got some for yah.
This is a bit tricky, so pay attention.
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Three man came into a restaurant and ate a few plates of escargot. The waiter gave them a bill of $25.
They each paid $10, so it adds to $30. The waiter took the money and came back with the change of 5 coins of $1 hoping for a tip. Then each man took $1 and gave the rest ($2) to the waiter as a tip.

Total they paid : $10-$1 X 3 + $2 = $29. WTF ? They paid $30 at first !

where did the $1 go ?
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Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: modern algebra on July 07, 2007, 03:15:46 AM
@A_D: #1: The English Language

@Levanthan:  They never paid $30.00 at any time. They paid $25.00 to the restaurant. Each man put in $9.00, adding to $27.00, and then they gave $2.00 to the waiter, and $25 + $2 = $27, which is how much they put in.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Knownot on July 07, 2007, 03:45:03 AM
@ modern Algerbra: Correct!
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: tSwitch on July 07, 2007, 04:03:32 AM
I gots some for yah.
#2 - It may sound tasty but it is impossible to eat.
        It is mainly in a class room and is associated with algerbra.
        What is it?

pi
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Knownot on July 07, 2007, 04:27:34 AM
yup sure thing
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on July 07, 2007, 12:24:08 PM
GOSH DARN IT! I HAD THE ANSWERS TOO T_T Now I can't solve anything.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on July 08, 2007, 10:17:57 AM
Haha good riddle A_D,  :tpg:

You too modern, correct answer.
You're only the 4th person who answered right of all hundreds of people I asked.

Another riddle :
This one's a pirate riddle ;D

What do pirate call a group of soldiers ?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on July 08, 2007, 11:13:28 AM
People worth their Rum? XD
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on July 09, 2007, 01:30:58 PM
mastermoo420, wrong.
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on July 09, 2007, 02:18:42 PM
Scallywags?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: tSwitch on July 09, 2007, 02:58:12 PM
landlubbers?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: SirJackRex on July 09, 2007, 05:07:39 PM
Cows go Moo
Ducks go Kwak
If you can't say either
What do you lack?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on July 09, 2007, 06:07:32 PM
A brain! XD
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: SirJackRex on July 09, 2007, 06:19:03 PM
A brain! XD

He was supposed to figure it out!  :D
XD
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Kokowam on July 09, 2007, 06:20:29 PM
Oh, huh?
Title: Re: Ask a Master Riddler
Post by: Leventhan on July 10, 2007, 04:17:56 AM
A brain! XD

He was supposed to figure it out!  :D
XD

Stealing a riddle from someone's sig........
Very amusing.

All answers wrooooooooong.