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Fire away.
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Did you realize we probably saw this coming about a month ago :V
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Can you know the location of an atom without affecting it's direction of travel even through non-invasive observation? Wouldn't just knowing where the atom is, even from a different observational plane, affect it somehow?
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*affect :V
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Lol, >_>
fixed
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how come the sky is blue my o-mighty :o
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Why?
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Can you know the location of an atom without affecting it's direction of travel even through non-invasive observation? Wouldn't just knowing where the atom is, even from a different observational plane, affect it somehow?
Well I can do whatever I want, yes.
how come the sky is blue my o-mighty :o
The sky actually has no color. Pathetic humans like you just lack the honed perception and understanding required to see it as such.
Did you realize we probably saw this coming about a month ago :V
I was too busy to get around to it before. Godly things to do and all.
Why?
I thought it would be entertaining.
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is there actually a devil?
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Why are we here? What is your great plan? Did you ever see the movie Dogma? When I'm done here can I guard the gates of hell?
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is there actually a devil?
You may know him as Blaze (http://wiki.rmrk.net/index.php/Blaze).
Why are we here? What is your great plan? Did you ever see the movie Dogma? When I'm done here can I guard the gates of hell?
You are here to destroy everything good about this once wonderful world. My great plan is for you to destroy everything including yourselves because I derive pleasure in chaos and destruction. I did in fact see that movie, and I must say it wasn't very accurate. And no, you can't guard the gates of hell. That job is reserved for the bodge.
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Can I at least guard New Jersey, then? :(
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Can I at least guard New Jersey, then? :(
Sure. No one cares about New Jersey anyways, what's the worst that could happen?
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I won't fail you, my lord.
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God, why do bad things happen on earth?
Where do I fit in on the grand scheme of things?
Wtf were you thinking when you created platypi?
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God, why do bad things happen on earth?
because I derive pleasure in chaos and destruction.
Where do I fit in on the grand scheme of things?
That's for me to know and you to spend your entire life guessing only to die wondering.
Wtf were you thinking when you created platypi?
I thought it would be entertaining.
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Wanna join my forces?
plz plz plz
And why does everyone be racist ;-;
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Wanna join my forces?
Only if it's you joining my forces.
And why does everyone be racist ;-;
Everyone knows racism is hilarious.
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When it's raining are we actually seeing your sweat?
Why are there multiple languages?
Do you have a wife?
Are hormones your minions?
If you had a choice between vanilla and chocolate which would you pick?
Can you make the sky rain Mars Bars? If yes, do it!
~Winged
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Wanna join my forces?
Only if it's you joining my forces.
And why does everyone be racist ;-;
Everyone knows racism is hilarious.
OKay, i join your forces.
Also what Winged said about the mars bars/
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When it's raining are we actually seeing your sweat?
Sometimes I get a little to into it when working out. You don't want to know what snow is.
Why are there multiple languages?
To keep people from understanding eachother.
Do you have a wife?
10000 wives await me each day in my grand palace in the sky.
Are hormones your minions?
Something like that.
If you had a choice between vanilla and chocolate which would you pick?
I'm a god, I don't have to pick! I have both.
Can you make the sky rain Mars Bars?
Yes.
If yes, do it!
No.
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What's snow :DDDDD?
~Winged
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I always thought snow was the dandruff from when God was headbanging.
What did you have for lunch today?
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lol
Can you kill Spiderman fur me?
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Could you destroy the universe with dust bunnies?
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Why are you a god? :=:
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What's snow :DDDDD?
~Winged
You're too young for me to answer that question.
I always thought snow was the dandruff from when God was headbanging.
It isn't.
What did you have for lunch today?
I didn't.
lol
Can you kill Spiderman fur me?
I can. But I won't.
Could you destroy the universe with dust bunnies?
I could destroy you with dust bunnies.
Why are you a god? :=:
That should be self-evident.
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How godly of a god are you, Mr. God?
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Pretty damn godly.
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ohh...too much information >o<" (My mind is blinded!)
~Winged
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I have a question for God...
Can you tell me who's going to be my husband? Is he rich? Or is it she? (LMAO, total joke)
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I have a question for God...
Can you tell me who's going to be my husband? Is he rich? Or is it she? (LMAO, total joke)
Doesn't really matter, you're going to die soon anyways.
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...Now you scared me... >.<
*sob*
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To be fair, anything less than 100 years is soon when you're immortal.
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Screw you Gilga God, now Jap is prepared and all. There goes my murder plan.
i mean...friends =D
Btw, can you make me a semi-God?
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He can, but he doesn't want to. XD
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I would except for the part where I won't.
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Why is this thread called "Ask a God" and not "Ask God" Does that mean there are other gods? And if yes, do you have many orgies?
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There may or may not be other gods, we may or may not sometimes have sex.
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Uhm, God, I have a question again...
Why are God immortal?
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once again, can you make me a semi-God?
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Uhm, God, I have a question again...
Why are God immortal?
I need to be immortal so that I can party and have fun longer. Obviously.
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Okay, don't make me a semi God.
Some people aren't relegious and don't believe in you, whadya say to that now that they have seen that you exist?
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Some people aren't relegious and don't believe in you, whadya say to that now that they have seen that you exist?
I don't really care that much.
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Who made joo?
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I made me, naturally.
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Do you have a bastketball?
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I have ten thousand basket balls and a court the size of a city. Giants made of stone face off head to head in a never ending struggle upon it's glistening surface.
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Don't you play ;-;?
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They complain because I always win.
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What sports do you think are worthy of being called "semi-godly"?
~Winged
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None.
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Do you approve of this page,
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=80444224
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click the spoiler because my question my insult all the religious people out there....
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Will you make me a happy person?
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No.
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Are you mostly a one-worded person?
~Winged
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So what the hell's up with the whole chicken/egg feud? Who came first?
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Are you mostly a one-worded person?
~Winged
I like to keep things simple.
So what the hell's up with the whole chicken/egg feud? Who came first?
I did.
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Would you quit playing Grando Espardo for 1000 dollars?
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Of course I would.
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Would you quit playing Grando Espardo for 0001 dollars?
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Would you stop playing with my HEART ALREADY YOU INSENSITIVE JERK
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Me or Gilga?
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BOTH OF YOU
DONT YOU CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS
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I care about every part of you. Especially the part between your legs.
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BOTH OF YOU
DONT YOU CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS
I do....?
::)
Would you turn down the 1000 dollar offer for 1,000,000$ and get to keep playing GE?
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no
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no
Shut up. You can't rape a god.
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I am second in power to Gilgamesh, as I am High Gilgar of The Gilgarian Vatica. I do not want to rape my master, but I may let him speak through me, and he commads me to speak the truth!
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What do u eat for Breakfeast, Crayons or Fireballs? :tpg:
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I eat Bacon for breakfast. Lots of it. I dip it in gravy and eat it like chips and dip.
As for Dr Sword, he is a prophet and, indeed, High Gilgar. I speak through him but also he speaks for himself. Be apprehensive about his word, but know that he may speak the truth!!
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I like swords
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:tpg: I Have been Enlightened...Oh mighty High Gilgar Dr Sword...what must I wear for tomorrow Night? :tpg:
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Absolutely nothing
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Then I shall Run Nude over the night and beat up Homos! ! !
:tpg:
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Followers of The Gilgarian Vatica are not Christians, we have no silly grudges against homos.
Therefore, you will beat up HOBOs not homos.
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Something cute :D
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;8 Then I shall Attack My HOBO Neighbor!!! +___+
I Shall Beat up and Put all HOBOs I find in a small box and kick it all day long...nyahahaha xD
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Being mean to hobo's isnt cool. You should pick on rich people.
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I'm Confused...;___; Must I beat Rich people with a Bat or with a Hat?
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I eat Bacon for breakfast. Lots of it. I dip it in gravy and eat it like chips and dip.
;9 I want some...
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Bats are awesome. So, with a bat I guess.
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;__; U're My God!!!
*Bows down*
I must have you're Children!!! !_!
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To have a child og the mighty gilgameshRO
You must apply, (which you have) he will then deem you worthy or not, insert his sperm in my ass, where it will travel through to my penis, to where I can place it in your vagina.
Edit:The mighty Gilga has deemed you unworthy
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Depending on worth, I can do the enseminating myself.
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>(>.>)> I am not Worthy? ;___; *tear*
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God, do you hate me? Because I get bloody noses almost every day...and it's not like I get punched or anything...
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You look at girls too much. Gilga, are you threatened by the slowly-rising-back-to-power Branch Arltridianismists?
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Not really. Arlen is a false god, his followers mean little to me.
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:( Arl is not a false god! He's a person. Actually a tree, but he won't admit it.
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Same thing.
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God, do you hate me? Because I get bloody noses almost every day...and it's not like I get punched or anything...
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Yes.
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:mad: :mad: ;9
Meanie...
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Enjoy your bloody nose.
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Enjoy your bloody nose.
Yeah, I did. Last night. All that night I could taste blood on my upper lip. :mad:
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Blood tastes good! It's good on occasion but not like having it as a replacement of water.
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Blood tastes good! It's good on occasion but not like having it as a replacement of water.
?.? You're weird...
What like on meat? Like rare meat?..Or are you a cannibal?
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No, like when I have a cut, I lick it. It cleans it and I eats it. Rare meat blood is eh. My blood, only.
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No, like when I have a cut, I lick it. It cleans it and I eats it. Rare meat blood is eh. My blood, only.
You're a sick puppy! :)
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Upon recieving a wound one should immediatly disifect it, then cover it with a sterile substance(gauze, probably) which should then be thoroughly secured! Licking wounds is unhealthy.
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Upon recieving a wound one should immediatly disifect it, then cover it with a sterile substance(gauze, probably) which should then be thoroughly secured! Licking wounds is unhealthy.
Uh oh. But it wasn't even a serious wound.
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Upon recieving a wound one should immediatly disifect it, then cover it with a sterile substance(gauze, probably) which should then be thoroughly secured! Licking wounds is unhealthy.
Uh oh. But it wasn't even a serious wound.
Doesn't matter, the slightest wound can get infected....and your tongue is the last place it should touch, either you can get an infection or germs from what ever cut you, or something in your blood in your mouth. Or, you could get something from your mouth in your wound...