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Title: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: Malson on May 04, 2007, 11:31:34 PM
Hey there. Got problems with anything, something only a hunk o' burnin' love like me could answer? Well, ask away and I'll give you the answers you need to make yourself as sexy as me!
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: Roph on May 04, 2007, 11:33:34 PM
How would one go about lowering their refractory period?
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: Djangonator on May 04, 2007, 11:36:11 PM
Why are YOU the one answering questions.

GilgameshROplz
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: Anne-Blanche Renault on May 04, 2007, 11:36:36 PM
How studs use tampon?
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: haloOfTheSun on May 04, 2007, 11:37:09 PM
What do you do if your name is Chris Malson, and all the ladies are disgusted by your flab and fist-sized nipples. :B
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: :) on May 04, 2007, 11:38:42 PM
Women say my dick makes Brian Gumbal look like malcom x, what should I do?
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: Malson on May 04, 2007, 11:40:25 PM
How would one go about lowering their refractory period?

It's all in the genes. I was blessed with such a glorious gift and trust me, the ladies love it ;)

However, I've developed a theory where if you eat a lot of dead mice and burnt hair, it might ignite the hormones necessary to achieve such a godly refractory period. I have yet to test this though, but feel free to do so if you wish.

Why are YOU the one answering questions.

GilgameshROplz

I'm taking the questions for him, as I am his student. He's busy with his studly duties, but he may take questions if he likes.

How studs use tampon?

We don't use them, silly. We offer them to ladies such as yourself.

What do you do if your name is Chris Malson, and all the ladies are disgusted by your flab and fist-sized nipples. :B

kill yourself

Women say my dick makes Brian Gumbal look like malcom x, what should I do?

Whoever's saying it clearly wants a piece of you. Make sure you do so, but don't give them all of you. They gotta earn it first ;)
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: haloOfTheSun on May 05, 2007, 01:01:09 AM
What are 3 ways I can get girls to liek meeee :((((((((
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: Malson on May 05, 2007, 02:08:01 AM
What are 3 ways I can get girls to liek meeee :((((((((

1. Stop whining about how girls don't like you
2. Play them a song on the kazoo*
3. Bake them a double chocolate cake

*the guitar is also a possible choice
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: Malson on May 05, 2007, 02:23:00 AM
what do i do with the vagina

i touch it but she says i'm not doing it right
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: Malson on May 05, 2007, 02:23:19 AM
what do i do with the vagina

i touch it but she says i'm not doing it right

Practice makes perfect on that one kiddo ;8
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: haloOfTheSun on May 05, 2007, 02:57:03 AM
What are 3 ways I can get girls to liek meeee :((((((((

1. Stop whining about how girls don't like you
2. Play them a song on the kazoo*
3. Bake them a double chocolate cake

*the guitar is also a possible choice

Thx u!! You hav helped me gr8ly.
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: Djangonator on May 05, 2007, 03:13:44 AM
i dont want to know her name, all i want is bang bang bang

she seems, however, to have a problem with this

WHAT DO I DO?
Title: Re: Ask An Irresistably Sexy Stud!
Post by: SirJackRex on May 05, 2007, 06:51:18 AM
I am sexy, how can I make myself more sexy?