This one's kinda long... But rather interesting... I edited out the stuff that wasn't part of the conversation.
<Yossy> Hey guys, quick question:
<Yossy> What's the easiest way to murder someone?
<HaloOfTheSun> with a pointy stick
<arrow> Mercury.
<GilgameshRO> with a big knife
<Lominisio> Poison
<HaloOfTheSun> covered with mayonaise
<GilgameshRO> thats two vote poison
<Yossy> Wow, you actually answered xD
<arrow> lol
<Yossy> You guys are losers.
<Lominisio> We all have experience.
<GilgameshRO> you expected us not to answer?
<HaloOfTheSun> then you have to shove dirty socks down their throat
<arrow> full of rats
<Yossy> Haha.
<arrow> OH, if you want to be absolutely BRUTAL...
<Yossy> I wouldn't mind doin that.
<arrow> try this...
<arrow> Take a big can
<arrow> a tin one
<arrow> and a rat
<arrow> and some rope
<arrow> and a table
<arrow> tie them to the table
<arrow> oh you'll need a lighter too
<arrow> once they are bound
<arrow> stick the rat in the can
* Yossy is listening intently.
<arrow> can goes face down on the stomach
<arrow> heat the can
<arrow> RAT
<arrow> GOES
<arrow> CRAZY
<arrow> eats through stomach to escape heat
<arrow>
<Yossy> I'm making notes of all of this, I hope you know.
<arrow> k
<arrow> I have more.
<HaloOfTheSun> >_>
<Yossy> Great.
<GilgameshRO> i still think the best way to kill someone is to cut them a new smile with a big knife
<HaloOfTheSun> if you slit
<HaloOfTheSun> the sides of someone's mouth
<HaloOfTheSun> and hold them under water
<Silverline> halo =o
<HaloOfTheSun> when you let them come up for air
<HaloOfTheSun> their face will rip in half
<arrow> OWCH.
<Silverline> thats pretty gross
<Lominisio> Ouch. >.<
<arrow> Didn't know that one.
<HaloOfTheSun> lol
