Sorry but i lawled at this XD
It seems your feelings are truly contradictory XD.
Ok now enough with the kidding that $name thing is surely hilarious in some places.
You know, I wouldn't be posting references that include my facebook username if I were you; not just here but anywhere. Consider it a standard security measure if you don't want unwanted people poking you on there.
On topic: I don't know what I am, I'd like to consider myself a contributer, but lately I don't seem to be helping newbies that often; it gets to the point where once I've answered a similar question 10 times, I stop caring. I wanna help, I do; but somehow I just choose not to